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russus
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Just read this at BBC News:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4511943.stm

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'Bring me the head of Bin Laden'

The CIA sent a team to Afghanistan days after 9/11 with orders to kill Osama Bin Laden and bring back his head, a former agent has revealed.

Gary Schroen flew out soon after the attacks on New York and Washington, helping to set up the 2001 invasion, he told US National Public Radio.

He recalled his orders from the CIA's counter-terrorism chief.

"Capture Bin Laden, kill him and bring his head back in a box on dry ice," he quoted Cofer Black as saying.



Does that story sound like a summary of Apocalypse Now or what? What's Charlie Sheen doing these days?

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I presume his mission didn't go all that well. At the end it says: "He says he is surprised that the CIA has still not managed to track down Bin Laden after nearly four years."

Now the CIA would be YOU, right? So really you're suprised that YOU haven't managed to track down bin Laden.
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yeahth

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