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Is Morgan Truce really Helium
Me and darvijen (who tracked Helium down) say
yes. Helium is Morgan Truce. We're 96%-wise-sure about DAT faq. They share a common boat.
However though, under intense Johnny Cochran cross examination by the late Johnny Cochran (who got even OJ off) ..
I'd have to say ..
Mz Morgan IS helium but // maybe not.
At the very least I'd say (darivjen) that Mz Morgan may not BE Helium but a relative or friend or something. How else would Mz Morgan show up suddenly unless she's always like you other lurkers, lurking.
Helium being Morgan Truce?
96%-wise, YES!!
Would I bet my life on it? Say I'm 100% convinced? .. HECK no with Johnny Cochran's COlt 45 pointed at my head if I mis-spoke 
Even in private emails Helium has NEVER nailed down the fact or non-fact that he IS Morgan Truce. I thought private emails were private Mr H. Don't make me reveal stuff like you revealed about me. I thought we had a '=.. truce about private emails being that .. private.
I've got lots of secrets if we're in revealing secrets mode like you posted my confidential emails to you. I thought all our emails were confidential regardless of if even the aliens attacked. Apparently not. I've got one WAY COOL secret about Helium (per our emails) that even darvijen doesn't know about that I'm just BUST'n open to reveal to planet earth. Please do not post our private email content again. Unless
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Re: Is Morgan Truce really Helium
I'm sorry, but I'm really Morgan Truce and Helium ...and Mark's brother Paul ...and the abominable snowman ...and the guy who always takes twelve items into the ten items or less line at the checkout counter. I'm also that ten year old girl who kicked you in the nuts in fifth grade because you pulled her hair (and while you were laying on the ground in pain, she kicked you in the head because you tried to look up her dress).
I've had you going for quite a long time. Feeling a little paranoid lately? Seeing Helium behind every lamppost and phone booth? It's all because I can control your very mind! Hah, Hah Hah! Cackle, Cackle Cackle!
But seriously, folks....
No, I'm Spartacus!
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so YOU"re that 10 year old girl Jman
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Jalapenoman wrote:
I'm sorry, but I'm really Morgan Truce and Helium ...and Mark's brother Paul ...and the abominable snowman ...and the guy who always takes twelve items into the ten items or less line at the checkout counter. I'm also that ten year old girl who kicked you in the nuts in fifth grade because you pulled her hair (and while you were laying on the ground in pain, she kicked you in the head because you tried to look up her dress).
I've had you going for quite a long time. Feeling a little paranoid lately? Seeing Helium behind every lamppost and phone booth? It's all because I can control your very mind! Hah, Hah Hah! Cackle, Cackle Cackle!
But seriously, folks....
No, I'm Spartacus!
I'm sorry, but I'm really Morgan Truce and Helium ...and Mark's brother Paul ...and the abominable snowman ...and the guy who always takes twelve items into the ten items or less line at the checkout counter. I'm also that ten year old girl who kicked you in the nuts in fifth grade because you pulled her hair (and while you were laying on the ground in pain, she kicked you in the head because you tried to look up her dress).
I've had you going for quite a long time. Feeling a little paranoid lately? Seeing Helium behind every lamppost and phone booth? It's all because I can control your very mind! Hah, Hah Hah! Cackle, Cackle Cackle!
But seriously, folks....
No, I'm Spartacus!
Jman quit it. The LAMP post thing especially. I stopped seeing Helium behind lamp posts back in 2002.
However, Marvin-wise, Can you BELIEVE IT? LAST night .. somehow I had a DREAM .. my boss's threatening to FIRE me because they thought I was MARIVN of all people and .. POSTING stuff on the web.. what the ***!! :}
I'm not making this up. MARVIN of all people. In my dream.
My boss in my dream was threatning to FIRE me because "I" was "MARVIN". Where the heck did that dream come from Jman? Last night?
IN my dream I kindly pointed out that I wrote stuff for a satire site and THEY thought I was Marvin too. Before I could point them to the spoof .. something else happened in the dream. I know how boring dream explainations to others can be but the dream too a different turn but
MARVIN?
There ARE a few verbose NEW writers there who could be Marvin. Bless his heart, Marvin's not funny so you folks SHOULD be able to identify him/her if he/she came back.
Please tell the queen I'm not Marvin. For the love of ..
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Re: Is Morgan Truce really Helium
Actually, you need to log on and read the "Gone but not quickly forgotten" (or something like that thread) in the public discussion board.
Seems everyone thinks that Cheryl is the reincarnation of Marvin.
Of course, since you are also Marvin and Cheryl and Norma Snockers, you are already familiar with it!
(...and by the way, what a traitor! You never claimed that you were Spartacus too!)
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Re: Is Morgan Truce really Helium
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Of course, since you are also Marvin and Cheryl and Norma Snockers, you are already familiar with it!
(...and by the way, what a traitor! You never claimed that you were Spartacus too!)
Ok. You got me. I'm not only Helium, Morgan Truce, the QUEEN, YOU even .. I'm also the artist formerly known as Marvin (aka Cheryl?) AND Moose and/or Squirrrrel.
That "gone and quickly forgotten" thread is all we can see without being a writer.
Helium however (by his words) saying he's THERE .. Helium probably CAN see what you writers are really talking about in the writer's thread. I've not seen what the writer's are talking about since Mark (or is it Paul) booted the prez. That was way back.
Mark (or is it Paul) booted the President of the United States of America, leader of the free world.
Leader til November at least when Condi tells me I will have to vacate the place (White House, that Oval room too where me and Barney keep our herb)
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Re: Is Morgan Truce really Helium
You gentlemen should give up all hope of ever becoming private investigators. If your lives depended on proving Herbert Hoover was a Republican, you'd be in trouble.
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I've given you dozens and dozens of clues---and you still come up with the same silly nonsense about who I am.
I grew up in Buffalo, NY. My mother was like a sister to so many people. I work for one of the leading beverage companies of the early 20th century. My boyfriend is a distinguished professor--perhaps the world's leading authority on measuring spoons. I drive a beautiful 1935 Nash.
And, yes... I do have a very nice boat:
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Helium, as we both know, used to be the editor of the Spoof. He maintained that guarded identity because he used to be a guest lecturer at many universities. He is the one who actually introduced me to Professor Nouveau---and has regretted it ever since. While it is true that Helium and I slept together for a period of time, that is all in the distant past. He is at least 35 years older than me and, shall we say, considerably past his prime.
In case you were unaware, Helium has moved on to yet another editorial assignment. He is running a very nice web site--under a different pen name of course. The site has something to do with the travel industry. He still phones me every now and then and acts like a horny rascal. I still consider him a friend.
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You gentlemen should give up all hope of ever becoming private investigators. If your lives depended on proving Herbert Hoover was a Republican, you'd be in trouble.
Helium ..is the one who actually introduced me to Professor Nouveau---and has regretted it ever since.
Catch it darvijen? The "you know what's" in the last sentence? Sorry to disagree Mz Morgan but we are master detectives. Better than Mark Furhman even.
And, after zooming that boat pic up
DANG!~
Those are real WORDS painted on a real boat, no photoshop trickery there!
We're looking at the real Morgan Truce ship!
Does it roll around on the lawn on those wheels Mz Morgan OR do ya simply drop it in the kiddie pool with a sail on it and go
"WHOOOSH" real hard?
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Re: Is Morgan Truce really Helium
Mark Furman? Do you mean the totally discredited, racist, LAPD cop? You're better than him?
I guess you've never seen a boat on a trailer. No matter... that boat has had many thousands of miles of water pass under her hull. We painted my name on her stern one letter at a time--none of that tacky vinyl lettering for her. Also sewed my name on her mainsail cover:
(at anchor during a long cruise---photo by Professor Nouveau)
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that boat has had many thousands of miles of water pass under her hull. We painted my name on her stern one letter at a time--
(at anchor during a long cruise---photo by Professor Nouveau)
We didn't know about the "one letter at a time" thing. Sure looks all neat and orderly the painting job.
AND, yes, we're joshin. We know that boat's seen water before. That's one mighty fine looking boat adrift in the waters Mz Morgan.
Who snapped that shot? A passing weather balloon or Space Shuttle Columbia (before that tragic you know what). With the MASTS unfurled the Morgan Truce almost looks majestic. Like the Titanic did
(before that tragic you know what)
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Who snapped that shot? A passing weather balloon(?)
No, but you're close. A close friend of Professor Nouveau drifted by one morning. Professor Marvel (traveling under the guise of some kind of Wizard) came floating overhead in a wonderful balloon. He snapped a picture of Morgan Truce just as the wind picked up.
He mailed us the photograph after he arrived in Kansas...
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