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produce
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Reuters has a new pic search


http://photos.reuters.com/pictures/

Free copyright protected quality pics just ripe for the illegal swiping.
I found a few jpegs there that are ok. Perhaps a story could be written
by those here that are still spoofing .. maybe write a spliff story about something like

what each candidate will do if he loses ..


Mr Kerry of course,
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his life long dream has been to be the starting quarterback for the Miami Dolphins.



Mr Bush? If he loses?
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Hanging out at the ranch in Crawford, clearing a little brush with Laura,
raising a few head of Jersies. Selling a few eggs.


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And what makes you think Bush will stop being president just because he lost the election?

"Look, we can sort out all the whos and the whys afterwards but what the american people want to do now is get back into Iraq."
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And what makes you think Bush will stop being president just because he lost the election?

"Look, we can sort out all the whos and the whys afterwards but what the american people want to do now is get back into Iraq."



Is that an actual quote from our Prezmident? emoticon

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Are we saying they'll have to evict gw from the white house if he loses? You make a point, what if he doesn't want to leave.
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Abdul benCamel wrote:
Is that an actual quote from our Prezmident? emoticon



It will be emoticon

Maybe we could set a trail of pretzels out of the whitehouse to a waiting car.

Mmm. Pretzels.
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Maybe we could set a trail of pretzels out of the whitehouse to a waiting car.

Mmm. Pretzels.



Since you mentioned pretzels...

http://www.utterpants.co.uk/news/laurabush.html


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Since you mentioned pretzels...

http://www.utterpants.co.uk/news/laurabush.html


Did I hear the word 'bush' mentioned?
An oldie - but a goodie:

I bonked Bush


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I bonked Bush



Hey, that story is shockingly similar to this one: http://www.glossynews.com/artman/publish/article_36.shtml


Well, the title is, anyway.

It's not Britney boinking Bush either. Just some common ordinary old hag. See how Bush is a uniter, not a divider? He'll boink anyone. Except for Colin Powell... anymore. emoticon



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