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Bob Deadwords
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I lurrrrve the hat, Bobbipoos. Can I call ya bobbipoos? I feel like we know one another too well now to be formal.. Well, gosh, Bobbicakes, that hat is simply awesome, but cud ya lose the bra? Ya nicked that off Kenny Manboobies, right? It looks swell on him coz he's got the build for it but just makes you look like a complete jerk.
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Oh Dear,

I've made a complete ass of myself. I just don't understand the new lingo. That's not me. It is in fact Mr. ManBee. You have quite the sharp eye there, Bree!

This

is

the

kind

of

jerk

I

am

after

being

cybered;

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1/31/2005, 5:22 pm

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Bree, how many times do I have to tell you?

Don't post pics of your bum on public forums. It simply isn't ladylike.

In the interest of blending in, I give you...

Unlike Bree, I have a "JLo" butt, much sought after by the dudes. Aka a 'natural tilt' a$$ for comfy anal penetration. (Well, comfy for the men, at least)

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2/1/2005, 12:37 am

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Re: How not to write satire..

Okay,

well,

since

everybody

else

is

doin'

it;

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2/1/2005, 6:02 am

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Okay,

well,

since

everybody

else

is

doin'

it;

Yeah? Well - where the friggin' hell is it, Bobbykins, huh? I don't see it, do you, Jen?

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2/1/2005, 2:55 pm

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Yeah? Well - where the friggin' hell is it, Bobbykins, huh? I don't see it, do you, Jen?

I just see a little doggie porn.
Here's a little kitty porn to balance the scales.

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2/1/2005, 2:57 pm

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Yeah? Well - where the friggin' hell is it, Bobbykins, huh? I don't see it, do you, Jen?

Here 'tis (different host);

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2/1/2005, 3:05 pm

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Here 'tis (different host);

Ya chickened out, Bob! We wanna see YOUR bum, don't we Jen. C'mon, Bob, put up or we're gonna havta take 'steps'...

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2/1/2005, 3:26 pm

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We wanna see YOUR bum, don't we Jen. C'mon, Bob, put up or we're gonna havta take 'steps'...

Bum, yeah.
If I see another snap of those dogs, I'm gonna do something drastic.

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2/1/2005, 3:44 pm

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We wanna see YOUR bum, don't we Jen. C'mon, Bob, put up or we're gonna havta take 'steps'...

Bum, yeah.
If I see another snap of those dogs, I'm gonna do something drastic.

I always thought you could tell what a bum I am from my avatar.

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2/2/2005, 7:02 am

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I always thought you could tell what a bum I am from my avatar.

Nah, you're not sliding out of your responsibilities that easily, Bob. We wanna see your bum and we're not taking no for an answer.
Now...you gonna by a good boy, or do we have to get out the paddle?