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Spoofnews.com
Hiya all,
There really oughtta be a forum on hiyar called 'Places NOT to write satire for', but as there aint I'm posting this here on behalf of Ms G at utterpants
The owner of Spoofnews.com - some a$$hole called John Burgund tried to get utterpants shut down by complaining to the datastream providers in the UK who their hosting company use to connect to the Net.
His complaint was that they published his address on a posting in their forum. Not a private address. A PO Box number in Arizona which gives no clue to his home address. So why didn't he just write to them and ask them to remove it?
And where did utterpants get his address? From TheSpoof for whom he used to write—sorry, spew meaningless jizz—but he has now moved on to create his own crapola clone of their site and his Spoof profile has been deleted. His site is called Spoofnews.com. Now, I wonder if they might possibly be related to one another, huh Manny? JJ?
Just thought some of you would wanna know to avoid this a$$hole! Oh, if you wanna email him and tell him what a great guy he is his email address is:
jjburgund@hotmail.com.
Or maybe you'd just like to send him some nice special offers? ;-)
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And I've recently uncovered the following information about his as$hole...
The History of JJ Burgund's ass
His ass was born in 1964, on a dark stormy night, in the back of a full size Dodge van with carpet on the walls.
Because they couldn't make it to the hospital in time, the ass was given birth to by JJ's uncle, Homer, who was incidentally having the best acid trip he ever had at the time, and even announced to the driver of the van (JJ's cousin, Ernie, who only had one arm and sported a long 16 inch mullet from the top of his oddly shaped head) "Hey Ern, I think Debbie's real sick. She just $hit the weirdest looking turd."
JJ's ass, despite its accidental entrance into the world, went on to achieve big and wonderful things, including...
Was the first ass to hold a bong while watching 72 consecutive hours of Seseme Street...
Played first base in the high school state finals in Arizona, where he snagged up a ground ball to end a late ninth inning rally by the other team.
Graduated magna cum laude from Stanford in 1986.
Started a motivational workshop that's resulted in the suicides of only three people.
Started a spoof news website with bad html and unfunny articles.
Is currently harrassing the hell out of a British website that's taken issue with the funniness of his unfunny satire stories at the above mentioned site.
And what an accomplished ass it is!
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quote:
briannabanks wrote:
The owner of Spoofnews.com - some a$$hole called John Burgund tried to get utterpants shut down.
First question ... Who's John Burgund.
Second question .. Who's John Burgund?
I'd wager Gene (helium/the_sheep/Morgan) is Burgund (the bong-hitter)
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Ms. Banks,
Nice to see that you've survived the hurricane.
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7/25/2005, 8:58 am
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How well did the hurricane fare?
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I'm sure that it'll be unable to walk without limping for weeks.
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Ms. Banks,
Nice to see that you've survived the hurricane.
take more than a pissant wind to spoil my day, Doc. Us Texas gals are used to a little hard blow now and again.
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