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darvijen wrote:Or just wait till Kerry's Prez.


He aint got a prayer, hon.



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Oh bull hockey.

We Americans aren't that stupid.

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darvijen wrote:
We Americans aren't that stupid.


No? So how come we elected the dumn sonofa***** in the first place and his dad before him? And what about that actor guy who thought Princess Di was a guy? Sheesh, we deserve Gdubya. And how do you know Kerry won't be worse? Have you read what that bastard did in 'nam? Ya might as well vote for Willian Calley.

There's only one candidate I'd vote for and she's black! emoticon


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No? So how come we elected the dumn sonofa***** in the first place and his dad before him?



We didn't.
And the first time we were drunk.

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There's only one candidate I'd vote for and she's black! emoticon



Who be that?



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Who be that?


Oprah! Oprah for Prez!!! emoticon



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Oh hell yeah.

I'd vote for her.

I heard she got jury duty recently.

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Oh hell yeah.I'd vote for her.


I'd do her first. emoticon



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You'd do Oprah?

For real?

I don't think I would. She just does nothing for me, know what I mean?

It's not a black/white thing either. Because I'd definitely do Halle Berry.

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You'd do Oprah?


Hon, I'm from Texas. We'd do anyone, or anything for a few bucks. Hell, lookit, even our honorary citizens like the Prez, have been done by just about everyone, even that Bin Laden guy blew smoke up his ass.



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Yeah, and he's doing us as we speak...

Hey, I think I wrote a story about that once.

http://www.glossynews.com/artman/publish/article_36.shtml

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