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Mz Banks? It's a misnomer, American citizens thinking that I am ALWAYS right I am not. I admit my faults I am only human and strive to do my best as your commander and chief to .. uh
can I count on your support Mz Banks come this November? I understand if you cannot provide that support but for the sake of the country, the world, eternity itself I ask in the name of 'god' for everyone to as
Spike Lea once said .. "do the right thang".
DUBYA -> How'd I do THIS time Condi?
DUBYA ->
DUBYA -> Condi ??
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Manny,
You'll have to forgive Ms. Banks, as she's presently unable to come to her computer right now on account of getting naked.
But if I may speak for her, I happen to know that Mr. Bush will not be able to count on the vote of Ms. Banks come this November, as she is ineligible to vote.
Yes, that's right. Ms. Banks is a felon, and therefore scratched from the voting lists.
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Mz Banks? It's a misnomer, American citizens thinking that I am ALWAYS right I am not.
Aw dang shucks, Mr Prez. You're sooo modest. That's why we all here in your home state jus' love ya and resect you so dang much.
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I admit my faults I am only human and strive to do my best as your commander and chief to .. uh
Aw shoot, Mr Prez, sir, losing them votes wasn't your fault. We all knows that was Jeb and his dang drinkin' buddies. And as for all them soldiers abuseitorifying in Eyerack - hell, them terrorist sonsa*****es were just asking for a dang good Texan whippin', and anyways they was Connct-i-cut boys, so waddyya expect, huh?
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can I count on your support Mz Banks come this November?
Ya can count on my vote, yessir, Mr Prez, sir. And next time you're in Beaumont, come on over to the trailer park on main and east third, I'll have something hot and tasty a-waiting for ya!
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Oh. In THAT case ... Mz Jennifer, can I count on YOUR support this November to help us root out terrorists, capture Bin Laden, get rid of the national deficit, pave every street with gold can I count on you Mz Jennifer to bring that reality into reality?
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8/18/2004, 8:23 am
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can I count on you Mz Jennifer to bring that reality into reality?
Ya betcha smooth talkin'lips ya can, George. Can I call ya 'George', or would you prefer 'Big Boy' - I know that's what yo Daddy liked to be called when he was visitin my ma.
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Oh. In THAT case ... Mz Jennifer, can I count on YOUR support this November to help us root out terrorists, capture Bin Laden, get rid of the national deficit, pave every street with gold can I count on you Mz Jennifer to bring that reality into reality?
Well yessirree, Mr. Preztledent.
My prior political deescussion with that there Mr. Lather the other day just convinced me all my librul idears were hokey. I'll vote fer ya, Mr. Penisdent, you bet yer sweet nickle I will.
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ok mz banks. you TALK like you're a real
beaumontian .. my college roomate at tech was from that place .. mont .. his real nick-name was ..
"cowboy". Hat, spurs, saddle, the whole 9.
We all, Mr Perry in particular are going to go OUT on a limb and trust you that you are indeed a TRUE Texan. Once you tell us who the leading rusher was for the Dallas Cowboys back in 1992. We'll wait for your answer.
RICK -> I think we have her now.
PRODUCE -> Perfect Vader imitation Mr Perry. Maybe you should auditon for Mr Lucas for his next episode XXXXXXX.
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{cough}EmmiittSmithhh{cough}}}
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ok mz banks. you TALK like you're a real
beaumontian .. my college roomate at tech was from that place .. mont .. his real nick-name was .."cowboy"
Well, than you kind suh! Us Beaumontians are reall proud of our town. And, yeah, I knew your roomate, I did him - twice. But he wasn't called 'cowboy' on account of his outfits, y'know, Proddy. It was his ridin' style, know what ahm sayin' boy?
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We all, Mr Perry in particular are going to go OUT on a limb and trust you that you are indeed a TRUE Texan. Once you tell us who the leading rusher was for the Dallas Cowboys back in 1992.
Emmitt Smith ring a bell? 
Good ol' Emmitt set a Dallas rushing record with 1,713 yards and Cowboys standards for rushing touchdowns (18) and total touchdowns (19), while leading the league in all three categories. He was the first NFL player since Walter Payton with consecutive 1,500-yard rushing seasons.
Ya happy now, Proddy, ya suspicious hoo!
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I guess that was a too easy uv uh question. Even cowpokes up north, Darvijen's way even know Emmet. And Troy. Ok. We'll let you be from Beaumont for now Mz Banks. And Darvijen, you're starting to sound like a real bonifide, certified, honorary Texan too congratulations. Just like congratulations for your Veteran Writer Status over at ..
(you know where)
Good stuff you write.
MAYBE Mz Banks just MAYBE if you or me actually went back and started posting actual stories again, one day we might get to be picked by zie fuehrer.
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