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RichLather
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Can you tell I should be in bed right now???

Yes. Mine.

This was back when you liked me and politics didn't matter. But to quote a woman I met at a bar some months back, "Let's go to your place and f**k like we hate each other."

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11/25/2004, 1:37 am

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Here name wasn't Aileen Wuornos by any chance was it?

11/25/2004, 5:37 am

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Here name wasn't Aileen Wuornos by any chance was it?

Nope... and I don't drive a truck!
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Her name was Tonia. Later that night she got into a fight with another chick. Classy woman! You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but...

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11/25/2004, 11:28 am

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Later that night she got into a fight with another chick. Classy woman! You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but...

::cringe::

Tell me you did not just refer to this potential trailer trash woman as a barnyard animal.

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11/25/2004, 1:08 pm

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Hey! You weren't there. 'Chick' was complimentary. There were some OTHER barnyard animals that might have been more appropriate.

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11/25/2004, 1:15 pm

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Given your barnyard references to her, I'm assuming you didn't screw her like a horny lightbulb?

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11/25/2004, 1:20 pm

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NO! I did not!

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11/25/2004, 1:25 pm

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Why not? I thought you said she wanted to.

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11/25/2004, 1:40 pm

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Why not? I thought you said she wanted to.

Because I have standards... apparently unlike most men you know. emoticon

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11/25/2004, 2:01 pm

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Why not? I thought you said she wanted to.

Because I have standards... apparently unlike most men you know.

Couldn't get it up, eh? emoticon