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JJ Jogolo
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Hey JJ,

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How do you think the Spoof treats its writers? Good - Bad - Indifferent?

I've been treated well in the two and a half months I've been contributing there. I've had a couple of pieces pulled because they ran afoul of the no-explicit-sex rule. I wasn't thrilled in either case, but I was able to place both those pieces elsewhere. Now I know that when I'm inspired to write a piece about auto-eroticism--people ****ing their cars--I don't send it to The Spoof! That's fine by me, and I'm sure it's fine by them.

I do think The Spoof! would serve its writers better by publishing a top-stories list rather than a top-writers list. The top-writers format is weighted in favor of people who have the time or the inclination to write a lot of stories. A top-stories format would level the playing field.

Phil

Yeah, I never much trusted those stats anyway... I mean think about, any site that would place me on the top of the list has got to be questionable... emoticon

The top stories idea is a good one... uh oh... I can feel some folks breathing down my neck here... I think they may want to ask you a question or two... (however, it is dark in here and that might be my ex-wife stalking me with her favorite stainless steel rib-handled axe again)

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The top stories idea is a good one..

Pants publishes both. ;-)

Top Writers and stories, every month. In addition the most viewed satire news stories always appear in the right-hand info panel on their main news index pages...and the most recent news stories appear in the same panel on their homepage.

Just in case ya wanted to know, sugar.. ;-)

p.s. Bugger! Just noticed I have positive karma, JJ. Quick, smite me or my reputation as the resident bad girrl will be down the pan!

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p.s. Bugger! Just noticed I have positive karma, JJ. Quick, smite me or my reputation as the resident bad girrl will be down the pan!

You've been smiten my love! Karma is back to null and groping for negative.

BAD KARMA can be a GOOD THING!

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3/12/2005, 2:41 pm

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You've been smiten my love! Karma is back to null and groping for negative.

Bugger! Someone's out to get me JJ. It's back up to 1 now. Does that mean I gotta behave myself on here now?

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not to worry .. SSMITE. Baaaad girls

need negative Karma. Only thereal god can retain a perfect zero status. Somebody please

RE-smite Mz banks (without the brush of course) so we can get and keep her at a perfect baaaaaaaaaaaad ggirl negative .. 1.
Not a point higher, not a point less.

NO brushes JJ.

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Somebody please

RE-smite Mz banks (without the brush of course) so we can get and keep her at a perfect baaaaaaaaaaaad ggirl negative .. 1.
Not a point higher, not a point less.

NO brushes JJ.

I've fixed her up, Manny.
But only so I can spank her later.

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I just gave her an online smack... just for "good/bad" measure... -3 for Bri!

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I just gave her an online smack... just for "good/bad" measure... -3 for Bri!

-4 now, and I didn't do it.

Gonna karma her back up to -3.

She can be bad but not too bad.

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I just gave her an online smack... just for "good/bad" measure... -3 for Bri!

-4 now, and I didn't do it.

Gonna karma her back up to -3.

She can be bad but not too bad.

We have become "ONLINE GODS!"

Just think about it - we toy with someone elses Karma as if it were a setting in a computer interface somewhere online... Karma is a personal sacred energy and we toy with it without regard for truth and justice... oh no, we can run a a$$ like Helium up to 20 positive Karmas and for what? Is Helium deserving of +20 Karma? HellNo!

And here we are toying with Brianna's Karma. A woman who in real life probably is deserving of tons of great Karma... and we sit here, talk of how we have and want to spank her, then we keep her at a negative Karma... all I can say is...

WE ARE SOME AWESOME GODS!!!

We Applaud, We Smite, We Email, We PM and We Blog - for we are ONLINE GODS!

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... here we are toying with Brianna's Karma.

I SMACKED Mz B because bad girls need to remain at a constant -1.
(plus .. didn't feel quite bad DOING it)

Just like we try to keep thereal god at a perfect, cosmic Zero, please try to
keep Mz Banks at a constant cosmic -1.
Even if it takes a well placed

! SMACK !

or .. 2

or

three?