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darvijen
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I went ahead and got into Miranda's pants...
I did coke with George Bush: Paris Hilton


Cool beans! Welcome to our pants, darling. You're not the first man there. And hopefully you won't be the last either. emoticon

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It most certainly would bother me to know that they (you know the website I speak of) were running my stories even after they banned me - or, as in my case, I left on my own.

It doesn't bother me that much. I only have one decent story on there, and that one's on about half dozen sites.

Btw, did you notice that Ms. G cleverly slid a link from your article to mine?

http://www.utterpants.co.uk/news/laurabush.html






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Btw, did you notice that Ms. G cleverly slid a link from your article to mine?

Jen's Laura Bush Story



Ayup - she's a slippery one, that Miranda is. But hey, I love a slippery woman...



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But hey, I love a slippery woman...



Who doesn't?

Btw, my nickname is eel. emoticon



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Btw, my nickname is eel. emoticon

I think ya mousey slipped there, hon. Dontcha mean 'peel'?
Word is ya kin unzip a fruit faster than ya kin say 'America needs more bush, vote for Oprah'.



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I went ahead and got into Miranda's pants...
I did coke with George Bush: Paris Hilton

Hey! Big congrats, JJ! Love the story and the pic!

About RSS feeds. Pants has one that feeds into several News portals. I don't know them all... about eight, I think, 'SatireSearch' and 'NewsNow' are the biggest I think, oh and 'Mr Satire' but I think they don't get many referrals from him, it's a kinda messy site.

Jen and Dr Ofah are right 'bout Miranda; she's a real doll. But I'd warn ya, she can be pretty tough too. I've had as many stories rejected by her as accepted. Mainly coz they were about celebs we know well over here but are not well known in Europe. Oh yeah..an sports. I did a softball piece once and she kicked it back me with the words: "I hate sport in most guises, and football most of all; lose the football, honey or lose your slot."

That's loud and clear, aint it? ;-)
'Cause croquet's OK, and Tennis, yeah well, they would be!

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JACK'O -> DARN. Lost another story to
Utterpants. HELIUM! Get in here!!
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JACK'O -> DARN. Lost another story to
Utterpants. HELIUM! Get in here!!
C'mon Proddy - how much is he payin' ya to write this ****, huh? Has he offered ya a BJ yet? Ms G might if ya stop taking that guy's dough.



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It most certainly would bother me to know that they (you know the website I speak of) were running my stories even after they banned me - or, as in my case, I left on my own.


You know the simple solution is to edit your stories. You still have the power right? So if you've asked for the stories to be removed and they're not, then just fill each article with the word 'TEST' 350 times.

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You know the simple solution is to edit your stories. You still have the power right? So if you've asked for the stories to be removed and they're not, then just fill each article with the word 'TEST' 350 times.



Russus,
I'd do this with my stories but I can't, as I'm banned and all.



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JJ Jogolo wrote:
I went ahead and got into Miranda's pants...
I did coke with George Bush: Paris Hilton

Hey! Big congrats, JJ! Love the story and the pic!

About RSS feeds. Pants has one that feeds into several News portals. I don't know them all... about eight, I think, 'SatireSearch' and 'NewsNow' are the biggest I think, oh and 'Mr Satire' but I think they don't get many referrals from him, it's a kinda messy site.

Jen and Dr Ofah are right 'bout Miranda; she's a real doll. But I'd warn ya, she can be pretty tough too. I've had as many stories rejected by her as accepted. Mainly coz they were about celebs we know well over here but are not well known in Europe. Oh yeah..an sports. I did a softball piece once and she kicked it back me with the words: "I hate sport in most guises, and football most of all; lose the football, honey or lose your slot."

That's loud and clear, aint it? ;-)
'Cause croquet's OK, and Tennis, yeah well, they would be!

Best wishes


Lot's of good and useful info in this post... I am indebted to you Brianna! Thanks for your kind and honest words!

Every now and then I come up with a story idea that would work good on the Utterpants website- it will be those that I submit. So, thanks for the info - and I'm glad you like the story!


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