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UTTERPANTS

Yeah... waddya expect? I'm not gonna plug the friggin' Spliff am I?

I know some of you ain't too keen on those thar British Pants, but ya know, you should give it another look. It's been pretty good for me and pretty good for several ex-Spliffers. One of Jann's stories has racked up over 100,000 views in those Pants and that's not to be sneezed in - ah mean, at. And that Ms G? Well, well she's a doll, she really is. Ask Jen.

Here's their contributors page:

It aint all Brit Brit on there!

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9/22/2004, 4:22 pm

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And that Ms G? Well, well she's a doll, she really is. Ask Jen.

Not nearly the ***** that everyone makes her out to be.

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9/22/2004, 8:54 pm

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Not nearly the ***** that everyone makes her out to be.

Ya only sayin' that coz ya wanna do her ya horny little Pickle Licker. ;-)

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9/23/2004, 1:34 am

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Ya only sayin' that coz ya wanna do her ya horny little Pickle Licker. ;-)

Well I can't deny that but still, I think it's irrelevant. I'd say it anyway.

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9/23/2004, 1:38 am

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Well I can't deny that but still, I think it's irrelevant. I'd say it anyway.

I know ya would hon. You're a doll that's what ya are and us Texans don't say that to just everybody ya know?
Hey - wanna help me trim my bush Saturday?
I've invited a few of the guys over to crack a few tubes, roast us a few hogs and hold my ass still while we git down to some seriuous trimmin'. Ya game, gal?
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9/23/2004, 1:12 pm

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Hey - wanna help me trim my bush Saturday?
I've invited a few of the guys over to crack a few tubes, roast us a few hogs and hold my ass still while we git down to some seriuous trimmin'. Ya game, gal?
;-)

You gotta tell me what 'cracking tubes' means. I'm not a teenager. I don't know this slang.

Can I show up late Saturday? I have to work, you see. But I'd love to help, of course.

Your clippers or mine? emoticon

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9/24/2004, 12:04 am

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You gotta tell me what 'cracking tubes' means. I'm not a teenager. I don't know this slang.

Beer, hon, opening a can of beer. Sheeesh, and you call yourself a bartender...

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Can I show up late Saturday? I have to work, you see. But I'd love to help, of course.

You betcha, hon. I need someone to hold my ass while the boys shampoo my pussy.

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Oh mine, I think, your's damaged my buds last time.

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9/25/2004, 9:59 am

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Beer, hon, opening a can of beer. Sheeesh, and you call yourself a bartender...

Yes, but all of my customers are legal to drink. Therefore they don't use teenager slang. emoticon

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Oh mine, I think, your's damaged my buds last time.

Damaged your buds? How so?
I thought the damage was from that enormously well hung stripper we hired?

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9/26/2004, 2:27 am

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Damaged your buds? How so?
I thought the damage was from that enormously well hung stripper we hired?

Soapy? Nah, he didn't even manage to git his tool extended far enough to reach any buds.
We had to a professional bush trimmer, remember?