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redrockedvoodoo
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Website(another one) Accepting stories

hey. if anybody is looking for a(nother) place to post their work, i am more than happy to post virtually anything i receive from people. my site is: http://www.bastardpenguins.com & the email to send stories to is: jlurcott@earthlink.net

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Jason
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2/3/2005, 1:01 pm

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You sure do have a lotta penguins on there. RU sure ya not related to Dr J of the ol' Spliff?
He had a thing about penguins too. ;-)

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2/4/2005, 1:43 pm

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I've known Jason well through Glossy News, and though he still continues to harbor feelings (and indeed take actions) towards penguins that are illegal anywhere outside international law, he is a good guy, with good stories about himself, penguins and the love that falls somewhere between.

Besides, them little rhodents wear tux's. How can you say no to a dude in tails, even if he is only a foot and a half... thick.

2/4/2005, 7:08 pm

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I like to shag goats. Is there no satirical outlet that caters for my taste in nudey goats stepping out of the bath, all foamy around there twelve nipples?

2/7/2005, 7:38 am

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Penguins are fine, but I've always been partial to turtles.

BF likes frogs.

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2/7/2005, 3:03 pm

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Penguins are fine, but I've always been partial to turtles.
BF likes frogs.

I like pussies.

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2/7/2005, 3:56 pm

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quote:
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quote:
darvijen wrote:
Penguins are fine, but I've always been partial to turtles.
BF likes frogs.

I like pussies.

I don't normally like to flip over into alien mode but I must ask for clarification: "Do humans mate with species other than human? If so, is this commonplace? If so, what is the rationale?"

Again please pardon the more direct attempt at information gathering... but, this subject... this whole mating subject... it just seems to grab hold and preoccupy you humans and trust me, your mating rituals have been a curiosity throughout the universe for centuries. Your technology has opened new exciting doors for the more mating inclined in your group. Please supply whatever you feel may be appropriate.

Or perhaps I should ask which animals are appropriate for human mating...

So, obviously sheep are on your list:

How about it? Is this a HAREM? or a sexually abused survivors group?:

Does the entire FARM ANIMAL group fall under the acceptable sexual partners category?

Any useful info will be forwarded to the appropriate Overlord and you will be compensated with praises and songs will be sung about you for eons to come...

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2/7/2005, 6:00 pm

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Does the entire FARM ANIMAL group fall under the acceptable sexual partners category?

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Nah...Just Rabbits. Gee, I just lurrrve them little critters, don't I Jen?

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2/7/2005, 8:34 pm

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Nah...Just Rabbits. Gee, I just lurrrve them little critters, don't I Jen?

You sure do, but who can blame you?

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2/7/2005, 8:36 pm

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You sure do, but who can blame you?

Well not you, that's for damn sure.
So..did you like the cartoon I sent the Gasman?