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JJ Jogolo
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BLUE HUMOR is still in it's infancy. This will give anyone here who is interested a chance to see a web page come into being from an idea to a full fledged online website. (doesn't that just give you the chills, in a good way!)




Definitely a cool blue look. You may just have a garden growing this spring, Jay. My only question is, refering to the name, does one have to have a unlimited knowledge of "non-triple X-rated" subjects to participate in, or enjoy the observances this endeavor? emoticon


How are ya doing Big Guy? Thank you soooooo much for the positive and encouraging words.

I am truely Blessed by this visit from the all-knowing, ever-present, omnipotent father of the Son of God, God.

To answer the question posed:

Blue Humor will not be a tight-a$$ed, holier-than-thou, right wing christian based website.

Blue Humor will not censor out stories because of sexual content.

Blue Humor believes that sexual content has as much right to be online as Matha Stewart's recipes do.

Blue Humor believes it the responsibility of the parent to oversee what online content their children view. Blue Humor also believes that many parents fail their children by not engaging in their childs activities.

There is a line between humor and profanity. Blue Humor will strive to maintain an atmosphere of humor and fun regardless of how close to that line we find ourselves.

On a personal note: I am still awaiting the sponsor I have been praying for, remember the one to you said would get me the bluehumor.net domain for me. So, wazzup? You are still answering prayers... yes?

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Beleive me when I say, Jay, when it come to being 'holier than thou,' I'm like the King Yam of Guadalajara - with a strategically placed hole in it, lanced like a boil by some rod or staff....., or sumpin' like dat, no comfortmat but rather the oozing blood of all those that would be saviours of some limited dimension just this side of a reasonable doubt. emoticon

What I meant by my inquiry was, will it be limited to the usual concept of "Blue" humor? emoticon

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Beleive me when I say, Jay, when it come to being 'holier than thou,' I'm like the King Yam of Guadalajara - with a strategically placed hole in it, lanced like a boil by some rod or staff....., or sumpin' like dat, no comfortmat but rather the oozing blood of all those that would be saviours of some limited dimension just this side of a reasonable doubt. emoticon

What I meant by my inquiry was, will it be limited to the usual concept of "Blue" humor? emoticon


Odd, when I chose this name I had no idea that it carried such a widely known concept:
Generally accepted definition:
Blue Humor - humor about subjects that are inappropriate for public discussion. For example, humor about bathroom functions, sex, extreme violence, racial prejudice, harsh or profane language, etc.

In answer to your question: Blue Humor will have no limitations placed upon type of humor, providing of course that submissions serve the humor beast it's minimum daily dose of funny bone material.

So, are you telling me I should have limits? Should it be all sex and raunchiness? Geez, if I did that I would have to name it Utter Pants - emoticon

If it's funny... it'll run. If it bleeds... take it to the frikkin hospital.


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So, are you telling me I should have limits? Should it be all sex and raunchiness?


 No, not at all. I was the one who was asking.

For instance, if I had a story about some silly satire site and it's fundamentalist-like control of what was considered appropriate satire....(is that an oxymoron?), would that fly, if it didn't include any T&A? emoticon

btw, that is one super-cool spaceship animation signature.

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So, are you telling me I should have limits?
Should it be all sex and raunchiness?




 No, not at all. I was the one who was
asking.



For instance, if I had a story about some
silly satire site and it's fundamentalist-
like control of what was considered
appropriate satire....(is that an
oxymoron?), would that fly, if it didn't
include any T&A? emoticon



By all means I would include a story such as
the one you, my Lord, have described.
Speaking from a male perspective, T&A is a
wonderful thing. But it isn't required or
necessary for a Blue Humor story.

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Is T&A a necessity of life?

As a matter of fact, the site you're
describing already exists, and it is a
wonderfully designed marvel and master of
sexual satirical comedy. You know the site I
mean... I placed a link in the previous
post... [url=http://www.utterpants.co.uk/]
Ms. Givings' - UtterPants[/url]. I love what
she has done. It is original, and it's theme
is obviously sex.

Blue Humor is not UtterPants. Nor is it the
Nazi Spoof or Cletus' inbred site or
GlossyNews. Blue Humor is hopefully going to
be an original self defining site like none
other. Blue Humor will prove to be a well
balanced comedy site that has all of the bells and whistles that I want when I go to
a comedy site.

And the bottom line... when someone visits
Blue Humor, they will have an enjoyable
experience... visually and humorously. That
is the goal God.


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btw, that is one super-cool

spaceship animation signature.



I got lucky on that... If you click on
the "Runboard FAQ" [url=http://www.runboard.com/faq]Runboard
FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)[/url]. The
link was one of the smiley icon links at the
bottom of the page...,

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Like I said, they have some really cool images - check it out!

it's where I found the alienship nabbing the
little smiley... I'll post the link here:
[url=http://www.mysmilies.com/]MySmiles
Smiley Page[/url], there are tons of other
cool funny animated icons that you can link
to... they even supply the code to post the
image right into the message text



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Should it be all sex and raunchiness? Geez, if I did that I would have to name it Utter Pants - emoticon



I think that's a bit unfair, JJ. There's plenty on Pants that isn't raunchy at all.



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Should it be all sex and raunchiness? Geez, if I did that I would have to name it Utter Pants - emoticon



I think that's a bit unfair, JJ. There's plenty on Pants that isn't raunchy at all.


Sorry Jen... I was in no way trying to degrade the site. I think UtterPants is wonderful. A brilliant concept nicely packaged. And it is rauchy in places and it has sex in most other places... I just don't view the word "raunchy" (as it pertains to satire) as derogatory. Raunchy, like sex, sells (gets hits) and we use what works for us.

Anyway, I apologize again to you and anyone else I may have offended - I meant no disrespect... on the contrary when I spoke of and placed links to UtterPants here, I did so with the highest regard for everyone involved with UtterPants.

Just read your email -
"I understand now. It's all good!!!"

"Now, let's go catch us a wabbit! huh huh huh huh!"



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Just read your email -
"I understand now. It's all good!!!"

"Now, let's go catch us a wabbit! huh huh huh huh!"




Yes, let's.

Thanks for understanding.
I'm a bit of a mess tonight. Blame that bugger bf of mine... kept me out way too long.



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Just read your email -
"I understand now. It's all good!!!"

"Now, let's go catch us a wabbit! huh huh huh huh!"




Yes, let's.

Thanks for understanding.
I'm a bit of a mess tonight. Blame that bugger bf of mine... kept me out way too long.




"tonight"? - the day's starting to break here, and I'm in the central zone today.

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"tonight"? - the day's starting to break here, and I'm in the central zone today.



See?

I'm EST, but it was still late when I went to bed.



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