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russus
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Change "humor" to "humour" and then I'll give you the rest

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I've just had a quick (counted in nano seconds) peek but it looks good.

I've got loads of half written articles folded away somewhere, so if I finish one I'll pipe it over using the informative hyper causeway.

nnng.

Jackson

nnng.

Lawyers

nnng.

complain

nnng

too many grown ups

nnng

on Jury

nnng

(Lost Boys Forcebly Removed From Court)

nnng.

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It's not as easy as it looks.
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JJ! You banned me! Is that a world first?

I see my subtle attempt at humour / humor / humus has once again failed.

Ghah!
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JJ! You banned me! Is that a world first?

I see my subtle attempt at humour / humor / humus has once again failed.

Ghah!

Banned is such a strong word. Let's just say that I... I... I... okay, I banned you - but I explained why!!!

Russus pulled the perfect spoof... he goes to my board and leaves a new topic:
"Please Remove Me From Your Mailing List"

What am I to think? I questioned it, "It, are you a spoof?" and It didn't answer me. I checked the board for an email setting???? nothing??? So, I removed his (Russus) post and to be sure that I removed him from the email list - I banned him! I think I explained this to him... maybe not... LOL - but Russus is right, I did ban him and I did it because he wrote the perfect spoof for the perfect idiot (me)...

I actually ended up clearing all of the members too. I had up to 5 members before I banned Russus...




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JJ! You banned me! Is that a world first?

I see my subtle attempt at humour / humor / humus has once again failed.

Ghah!

You've been un-banned. That was a terrific spoof - You got me! and good! Please - go post something!!! Let's make sure I did the un-ban thing-a-ma-giggy correctly.



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It was actually a kind of my own in joke.

Every now and then where I work someone will send out a mail reply to one of the automated mails. (Such as xxx server is no longer available etc)

Sometimes you get alot of these mails, and there's not much you can do. Or need to do for that matter, just hit delete...

But no, for some numb skulls this is not enough, so the conversation (carefully broadcast across the entire company goes like this)

Auto> Server xxx is no longer available.

A> Please take me off your mailing list.

B> Please take me off the mailing list too.

Admin> Please do not reply to broadcast emails. If you wish to be removed from a list contact xxx.

A> Please take me off your mailing list.

Annoyed person> Look don't you get it. You can't get taken off the list.

Another annoyed> Stop replying to everyone.

And another> Why don't you stop replying?!

Admin> Please do not reply to broadcast emails. If you wish to be removed from a list contact xxx.

B> Please take me off your mailing list.

I've spent many a happy afternoon just waiting for the rippling 'ping' sound as a thousand inboxes across the office receive the next exciting installment.

I've seen it on quite a few messageboards too, so I thought you might have got the joke.

Sorry!
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russus wrote:

I've seen it on quite a few messageboards too, so I thought you might have got the joke.

Sorry!


No need to apologize... you must understand, I love a good spoof or parody... Not much of an Ashton Kutcher fan but I always enjoyed "PUNK'd," Candid Camera and shows that screw and/or surprise the crap out of people.

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The only thing better than getting PUNK'd... is PUNKing someone yourself!


Hey, I've dished it out enough to know that I've got a few coming back my way...

...and your's was superb!

I looked at it (your post) and wondered... "What the f**k is he going on about?" But I was right in the middle of figuring out the Runboard Comand Center and I suspected that one of my administrative changes may have caused everyone to get bombarded with email??? I didn't know, I should have pm'd or emailed you... but I am a guy and we don't stop and ask for directions, now do we? emoticon

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Are you still knocking this one around....any results from google-feed? Bring us up to date when you get a chance.

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