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Were you really BAN'D Moose and/or Squirrel?
Since I'm here going through the vaults,
I came across this gem .. says you got banned WAY back then by Helium Moose and Squirrel .. as were all of us. That's why we're here.
If Moose and Squirrel(sp) can get banned ..
who's next .. Jesus? Q (of Star Trek fame)?
Ophra? You can't ban Brit from the Spoof she's their bread and butter w word there so you can't ban brit.
(blast from the past #219, 04-2005) BANNED? MOOSE AND .. SQUIRREL? :O
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Re: Were you really BAN'D Moose and/or Squirrel?
Hello Produce!!!
How are you???
We have missed you terribly.
Have NOT been banished from the Spoof I'am back in the fold.
Helium has dissipated & the place has loosened up quite a bit.
The only thing we miss is not being able to photo-shop our own photos for our articles.
We can only do that by using the available domain-free/royalty-free photos available in the spoof 1280 photo library!
oh well with our imagination the combinations are unending.
Ej Moore has returned also.
You should come back!
M&S
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Re: Were you really BAN'D Moose and/or Squirrel?
quote:
warmntight wrote:
Hello Produce!!!
How are you???
We have missed you terribly.
Have NOT been banished from the Spoof I'am back in the fold.
Helium has dissipated & the place has loosened up quite a bit.
The only thing we miss is not being able to photo-shop our own photos for our articles.
We can only do that by using the available domain-free/royalty-free photos available in the spoof 1280 photo library!
oh well with our imagination the combinations are unending.
Ej Moore has returned also.
You should come back!
M&S
E.J's back! About time.
and
excellent stuff you're cranking out there now
and
Surely you're joking M&S .. tell me you knew that I went undercover again after the balderdash and Flash nitrate gigs ended. I never left the Spoof until now. I in fact remember the day at the spoof you first RE-showed up.
I am (or was) the president, my most recent and final spoof gig
now banned. framed at that. You and prez and Squirrel have communicated many (a few) times via the Spoof writer's forum.
Now Prez can't see a thing in the writer's forum since Mark gave me my walking papers.
It really was fun being bush. I'd throw out stuff in the forum I knew would get folks riled .. start a thread .. poor real gw but .. what can I say.
Please tell me you already knew that I was bush. In fact Mark in the early days almost banned the prez for posting negative remarks about their new "image" policy (or lack of it as some of us call it). The Queen in fact had to calm Mark down over that one. The Queen seems to have a bit of control dealing with Mark than the rest of the writers.
Thank "the real" god that you folks at least now have a library of images to at least choose from and say
"ello mate"
to Mr Peno and give him some pushups AND a link to this place for me coz your prez,
gw you-know-who
can
not
get
back
in and see a thing at the forum and Prez and Mr Peno have un-attended biz-ness to attend to, cut short by the Spoof admin (You're ok Paul .. take a seat) lord love em.
MARK ->
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Re: Were you really BAN'D Moose and/or Squirrel?
This is the J-man. I've actually signed up on this thing after being directed here by Moose and Squirrel.
All goes well at the site.
Buck has disappeared for the last few weeks. Con Chapman has also not been seen or heard from in a while (though he never did post on the boards).
Some newbie named Pointer has been posting five to ten stories a day, and passed me to go into third place among all writers.
No, I still refuse to do the push-ups.
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Re: Were you really BAN'D Moose and/or Squirrel?
Welcome Mr Peno and, good, no, excellent
(NHHS) "Nappy headed Ho story". One of the
best NHHS's I've read this week though Pointer's wasn't that bad.
Sorry to tell you though, you CANNOT climb any higher than you are now. If you do you'll climb right off the browser page up there into the toolbar area (messy affair that one)
As you see, not much going on here but trust me, there's about 47 million lurkers lurking about. To test it out just MENTION the word
"Helium"
(oops)
and see what happens.
Maybe this contraption by the FITzz corporation will help you along with mr bush's pushup assignment ..
Push up AidE for the gravitationally challenged
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Re: Were you really BAN'D Moose and/or Squirrel?
Looks to me that this was once an active website (that no one ever told me about) that is now mostly dead.
So, if you have seen my NHH story, then you are obviously visiting the Spoof. Are you writing there under another name?
Just how many names did you use in the past?
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Re: Were you really BAN'D Moose and/or Squirrel?
You missed the revolution Mr Peno. One summer day long ago the spoof forum went down in flames. Mz Jenna, one of the writers, started inviting all the writers left standing to this site she created. Read all about it here,
After the Rebellion
This place did rock as you see .. tons of very creative stuff here but it's mostly made up of banned spoof writers (everybody's been banned by helium at least once). View the list of members .. quite a big one.
I'm just a plain and simple produce manager, produce. I was never banned, I simply quit the Spoof, took all my stories. I went back later as somebody, I think j.d. Balderdash. Then, after getting banned for posting a link in the forum to an external site I went BACK as Flash Nitrate where he was banned I think for not crossing an i in the word "igloo". Finally I decided to see what it would be like to become ... president BUSH
Very interesting as you all saw from your forum conversations with the prez .. boy did folks sometimes get riled at the prez and his war and his policies .. fun stuff especially that Leroy the Lion game but heck
NO I'm not the president though I do live not far from Crawford .. short range missile distance in fact.
I still visit the spoof but do not write there. Mark banned prez. All prez did was, at the queen's request, attempt to prove that I could view her pending box. That cannot be done. Mark likes to keep a low profile but from what I hear ( I may be wrong) he's a programming web whiz who long ago developed that whole SPOOF with nothing more than a 133mhz Dell Dimension, notepad and a cold case of serious Miller Light.
Sorry about your loss. With the 6 word story requirement these days any yahoo can crank out 20 "stories" a day, rise in the "number of stories" ranks. Maybe this jpeg will cheer the Jman up .. this classified photo of Barney Bush moments before he got busted for targeting under-aged Terrier ho's in Crawford Texas's "Reddish kinda light" district
(behind the Diary Queen 3rd signal to the left before you hit Sheehan's place)
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Re: Were you really BAN'D Moose and/or Squirrel?
Moose&Squirell here:
Hey produce check out my NHH article:
Don Imus Hired As Iraq War Poster Boy
Should be funny!
M&S
BTW, I found the "Helium" animation the other day.
A crack up!
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Moose&Squirell here:
Hey produce check out my NHH article:
Don Imus Hired As Iraq War Poster Boy
Should be funny!
M&S
BTW, I found the "Helium" animation the other day.
A crack up!
PLEASE post that Helium animation (my avatar TOO if you have it)
AND ..
I'm not making this up Moose & Squirrel ..
Earlier today I already checked out the story, before you even wrote to check it out!
great story AND most importantly .. killer headline that pulls folks in not even considering the Photoshopping.
I don't read much at the Spoof or any site. As a reader I either bookmark the best writers OR scan, click intriguing headlines. You were covered both ways. That headline with Imus and Ho's and Uncle Sam and Iraq in it alone is worth it's price in .. yellow cake Uranium?
Great story but also you deserve THE award for working 4 hot news topics into a single headline. Imus .. ho's .. Iraq, Bush, all you left out was our future former attorney general
(he hails from Me and Mr Peno's part of America),
Don Imus Hired As Iraq War Poster Boy
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Re: Were you really BAN'D Moose and/or Squirrel?
Yes, there are some writers on there who are cranking out the stories right and left. The Queen has been posting five stories a day, three days a week, for a long time. Gnarly Eric, however, is at about 265 (as of yesterday) and has only been there three or four months. I figure he'll pass me up before Labor Day.
I also need to do a little research and find a story. Someone posted an article this week that I know I have read before (several times in the past ten years). I need to find it. While I don't like the idea of snitching on someone, I hate plagarizing worse.
So, if this site was really hot before, why is it dead now? Why are you, me, and m&s the only ones here? Did Mark's comeback make everyone happy and destroy the purpose of this place or is Helium secretly going around and killing all of the old writers?
Another thought: I looked back at some of the word association games we played last fall. In some of them, there were posts by both the President and J.D. Balderdash. You were running two identities at once?
Also, if you are from somewhere "near" Crawford and mentioned Dairy Queen, are you from Athens (not super close, but same part of the state). Your dairy queen mention made me think of the only town in America with three Dairy Queens at the same intersection (and a high school at the other corner). I have family there.
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