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Mr Baldwin
Mz Jenna taught us how to use Google keywords to our advantage so .. I'm offically referencing the pure JERK formerly known as .. Alec Baldwin ..
don't think folks that I sit here at the computer waiting for spoof stuff or runboard stuff or CNN stuff to appear.
There are many free web monitoring programs that will even actually
CELL PHONE YOU
when a change happens to one of your sites.
at the spoof
The Queen temporarily took first place at the spoof, Mr Peno now #2 (at this moment in time).
And, the Queen wrote probably one of the shortest stories I've seen in a while. Only, the Queen is a great writer (whoever the writer is with the persona) so the Queen can get away with it because it's always good stuff. You other writers on the "great list" (you know who you are) can pull it off too .. fire with fire ..
here is
The Queen's take on brother ALEC's words to his DAUGHTER of all people ..
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i17649&rating=5#rating
and
here's the link if you want to listen to brother Alec phoning his 11 year old .. unreal ...
alec
no broadband for the download?
you're out of luck.
HAVE broadband .. let it load if you've not yet heard the JERK's (alec's) tyrade to his 11 year old daughter .. just let it load.
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You apparently didn't catch my story on Alec Baldwin.
As an apology to his daughter for the remarks he made in calling her a dirty little pig, he helped her get a film role. She'll play the title character in a new sequel to Charlotte's Web.
I was in the number one position for two months and got tired of cranking out enough stories to stay there. I announced on the forum on the day that I posted my 300th story that I was going to sit back and watch my numbers decline. In the last several days, I have only posted six stories (two of them today). None of them are big hits, but all were fun to write.
I quietly slipped into second and am content to not have the pressure to be on top for a while.
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You apparently didn't catch my story on Alec Baldwin.
As an apology to his daughter for the remarks he made in calling her a dirty little pig, he helped her get a film role. She'll play the title character in a new sequel to Charlotte's Web.
I was in the number one position for two months and got tired of cranking out enough stories to stay there. I announced on the forum on the day that I posted my 300th story that I was going to sit back and watch my numbers decline. In the last several days, I have only posted six stories (two of them today). None of them are big hits, but all were fun to write.
I quietly slipped into second and am content to not have the pressure to be on top for a while.
I saw that story last week .. looks like you kazaa'd Arnold Ziffle's jpeg for that one.
Shortest story I've seen so far from you but good one .. Charlotte's Web? I think if you'd felt like it you carried that one a full 350 words. Take a break. Nobody wants you to get burned out.
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Actually, I wrote an Arnold Ziffel story two years ago. I had Bush appointing him Secretary of Agriculture.
I think I have posted six or seven stories in the last two weeks.
We also had a major blowup on the forums, and Mark stayed away for a few days. Fergus got mad at a new writer for signing off with a "God Bless You" kind of thing on his forum posts. The Queen and Gnarly Eric agreed and started ripping on Christians right and left and saying that all Christians were hypocrits and calling down the newbie for his beliefs. I jumped in and told them to stop discriminating and said that they were pretty low for religious intollerance and King David came in on my side. At that point, the three of them and Breeze all decided to play "kick the j-man." It got really ugly with the posts and I have no respect left for anyone of that group except the Queen (who backed off and admitted her mistake).
I personally put religious intollerance and persecutuion right up there with racial prejudice (I know it's spelled wrong).
Anyway, really ugly stuff. I'm still rethinking activity in the forum with some of the crap they were spouting.
If you want to be a moonie or an agnostic or a lutheran or a voodoo priestess, that's fine with me and I'll defend that right to choose your own religion. You do not, however, need to run down another's beliefs or their integrity just because you disagree about churches.
Nuff said. I'm tired of the topic.
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Actually, I wrote an Arnold Ziffel story two years ago. I had Bush appointing him Secretary of Agriculture.
I think I have posted six or seven stories in the last two weeks.
We also had a major blowup on the forums, and Mark stayed away for a few days. Fergus got mad at a new writer for signing off with a "God Bless You" kind of thing on his forum posts. The Queen and Gnarly Eric agreed and started ripping on Christians right and left and saying that all Christians were hypocrits and calling down the newbie for his beliefs. I jumped in and told them to stop discriminating and said that they were pretty low for religious intollerance and King David came in on my side. At that point, the three of them and Breeze all decided to play "kick the j-man." It got really ugly with the posts and I have no respect left for anyone of that group except the Queen (who backed off and admitted her mistake).
I personally put religious intollerance and persecutuion right up there with racial prejudice (I know it's spelled wrong).
Anyway, really ugly stuff. I'm still rethinking activity in the forum with some of the crap they were spouting.
If you want to be a moonie or an agnostic or a lutheran or a voodoo priestess, that's fine with me and I'll defend that right to choose your own religion. You do not, however, need to run down another's beliefs or their integrity just because you disagree about churches.
Nuff said. I'm tired of the topic.
With all the chaos in that forum sounds like I've been watching the wrong CNN channel. Surveys show that 101% of Americans claim to be Christian but don't let anybody CALL you one though. and
those Zany HottersVillians .. I also did a Green Acres story about Mr Haney (Pat Butram) running against Schwarzenegger back during the Cali election. I think Mr Haney might have been a better choice for the folks. At least when his lips were moving you KNEW to believe the exact opposite of what he just said. During his speeches he simply could NOT remember the word "integrity". He in fact didn't even know the meaning of the word. I bet he could beat Bush in a run-off.
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Moose&Squirell here:
I guess Jalapenoman 4got to say that We also believe in God and just want to pass His love on to others...That's all.
We also said that we loved everyone there at the Spoof. (past and present)
We chuckle at all the hub-bub that went on at the forum.
All that...for nothing.
We've all started to talk to one another again.
It all seemed to us soooo silly!
M&S
P.S. We did noticed something strange. We can't seem to send email to mark at his email box.
It gets returned to us.
Hmmmm.....M&S
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