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Shout out to Helium
I'll see if Helium will respond to a re-re-invite if you re-re-quest it again Mr Deadwords.
but remember .. from what I've seen, many of the old time writers here banned by Helium don't even seem to even care anymore about the spoof, helium, jack or anything even remotely related .. they've moved on (in their world) to bigger and better places, one case in point being the most excellent site ..
click-it
(void where prohibited)
theSpoof will never die. Still number one and kicking thx to the Lowtons re-re-vamping it but there are other places folks seem to have found to write for as well.
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Is this Helium of Spoof notoriety the same as Helium.com?
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Is this Helium of Spoof notoriety the same as Helium.com?
Nice to hear from you again Mr VanGump. Tough call there. I recall the first day I saw that banner ad to Helium.com over at the Spoof. Helium is indeed a college professor TYPE .. english/lit/writing .. not a prof but good at editing and such even though he's not an editor but he's so good he can spot an undotted "i" from way across the pond. Perhaps why (according to lore) Dr J hired him. Public words by doctor J not me if you google Dr J's explanation of it all over at the place you know where. According to the doc in THAT post (over "there you know where") Dr J hired helium. Then resigned from the Spoof as Editor in charge now we (or I at least) have no idea where he is.
So, when I saw that Helium.com (come write for us) banner ad at the Spoof long ago I followed the links extensively. It might take DARVIJEN though who discovered more about the real Helium than anyone to even offer a yea or nay on that one.
On the surface I say
it's coincidence .. helium.com has nothing to do with the former Spoof editor though I could be wrong. Plus, Helium.com seems like a
REALLY big deal composed of programmers, writers, artists .. so for now I say it's not Helium's site.
funny coincidence though.
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Helium is indeed a college professor TYPE .. english/lit/writing...
As most of you know, I've always had a weakness for those professorial types--more so if they're into kitchen gadgets.
I'm the kind of girl who is turned off by roses and boxes of chocolates--but give me a new kind of potato peeler or can opener, and I get all horny and turned on.
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produce wrote:
Helium is indeed a college professor TYPE .. english/lit/writing...
As most of you know, I've always had a weakness for those professorial types--more so if they're into kitchen gadgets.
I'm the kind of girl who is turned off by roses and boxes of chocolates--but give me a new kind of potato peeler or can opener, and I get all horny and turned on.
Posting that would have gotten you banned in the old Spoof Mz Morgan. Especially the potato peeler part. Imagine if back then at the poof you'd gone a step further and posted THIS kitchen utensil .. you'd be screwed :O
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Helium banned me twice from Spoof---or I should say he banned two other pen names that I chose to write under during that period. He never was able to figure out which two names were my little creations... and I'm not telling now!
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You little tart. I've got a can opener here that'll pry it out of you!
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You little tart. I've got a can opener here that'll pry it out of you!
Darvijen. You're probably gone again but like we discussed before, Helium may NOT be Mz Truce. I'm positive that they KNOW each other at least and most likely are related by family but if the now defunct
SADDAM HUSSEIN
had a musket pointed at my head asking me if I'm 100% positive that Helium is Mz Morgan ?
Knowing Saddam like I do (did before that hanging thing) .. I'd have to say
"Can you point that thing another direction besides my head Mr Dam?"
The 2 (Helium/Mz Morgan) are alike but they don't write alike. Helium subconsiously when writing leaves a signature trail like
THIS for example:
note the colon. He's precise like an editor. Mz Morgan is carefree, happy go lucky,
a TRAMP according to her last post and the potato thing
So, it's a darned good job of being multiple personalities if that's what Helium's doing.
I say, Helium IS Mz Morgan but Mr Hussein?
I'll not go out on a limb to say I'm 100% positive that Helium is Mz Morgan.
Especially with you Mr Saddam pointing that oldE time MUSKET at my head that you used to carry around to intimidate the Iraqi people.
When you were kind of ABOVE ground and all before they hung-ya lol 
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DALLAS (AP) Behind in the polls to capture the Democratic nomination for President, Senator Hillary Clinton abandoned her liberal stance on gun control. Standing before an enthusiastic crowd at the local National Rifle Association, Ms. Clinton fired off several rounds from a Mannlicher-Carcano rifle...
"I'll be ready for Senator Obama when he comes riding through town!"
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DALLAS (AP) Behind in the polls to capture the Democratic nomination for President, Senator Hillary Clinton abandoned her liberal stance on gun control. Standing before an enthusiastic crowd at the local National Rifle Association, Ms. Clinton fired off several rounds from a Mannlicher-Carcano rifle...
"I'll be ready for Senator Obama when he comes riding through town!"
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MSNBC -> TRAGEDY at the Ohio debates this evening after a visibly distraught Hillary Clinton ..
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