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MARvin .. MARk?
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I took it upon myself (without the help of darvijen since darivjen won't even show) to try and track down "Marvin". I just seriously read (in detail) his .. long forum post
The Spoof Assignment Board
At this point I'm pretty sure Marvin's not Helium. And, because of the way Marvin writes, he's not a Brit.
or IS he?
MARk?
MARvin wrote this in his post ..
"British tabloid newspapers alleged in 2006 that Shimizu claimed to have an ongoing romantic and sexual relationship with Angelina Jolie."
Show of hands. How many Americans know where to even FIND a British tabloid let alone quote it? They don't sell 'em at MY Tiger Mart. Walmart either.
(this is the kind of in-depth analysis me and darvijen do trying to track down a celeb .. Helium for example. We got him, maybe we can discover Marvin too though Marvin's far from a celeb)
MARk? comments?
I keep saying "MARk"
because from reading the forum some folks speculate that MARvin might be YOU!!
:O
Also note the time of the last update by MARvin on his post (see TOP of the post)
http://www.thespoof.com/forum/messages.cfm?fID=49&tID=121963.
I'm not sure when "Marvin" was banned but if it was BEFoRE 04/01/08 and he still happened to find a way to update a post in the forum .. SOMEbody (MARk?) got's some 'splainin to do.
However,
From Marvin's post, to me it sounded like Marvin was a real newbee writer acutually thinking that he could somehow impart some helpful comedy suggestions to the top Spoof writers there out loud!
so .. playing Devil's advocate ..
MARk would have nothing to gain by inventing such a character as MARvin. I say Marvin's a brit though probability-wise from initial analyis of all his words. thx for the assist on this case darvijen. 
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Re: MARvin .. MARk?
One of my various "personalities" received a private message (on Spoof) from Marvin. It contained several points of ignorance that are peculiarly American. It would be beyond belief that a Brit would even be aware of such stoooopidity, much less be willing to vocalize it.
Marvin is an American. No other culture is capable of producing such blissful stooopidity. The only thing he excels at, of course, is trolling. The only sure way of defeating a troll is to just ignore him. In that regard, this thread is not helpful.
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produce wrote:
thx for the assist on this case darvijen.
Hey PM,
I'd help you but I have no idea who this Marvin guy is even pretending to be.
Outing Helium was my prize sleuthing gig. Can't ever top that one. So I've retired.
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Sometimes I wake up horny. Other times I just let him sleep.
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darvijen wrote:
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produce wrote:
thx for the assist on this case darvijen.
Hey PM,
I'd help you but I have no idea who this Marvin guy is even pretending to be.
Outing Helium was my prize sleuthing gig. Can't ever top that one. So I've retired.
You've done your job darvijen.
NAILED Helium. No need to worry about Marvin. If a $100,000 spoof contest was going on called
"Identify Marvin"
My entry would be Cheryl. Very similar Marvin and Cheryl. AND Jman said that Marvin never posted in their top secret
"Writer's forum" (which neither you or me can see coz we've been BANNED!)
so we're working with limited recon (what your president calls "wmd proof").
Of which there was none. My only frowny face in life is that .. you and Mr Lather, like in the old days can't debate this left/right political stuff. THOSE were the best days of the Spoof. Like Hannity and Colms .. I'd pay hard earned greenbacks to see again you folks debating. Great commentary .. those old days. Word on the street is that Mr Lather got beamed up somewhere. Must have been a Nancy Pelosi crop circle ufo incident or something. Rich Lather's gone.
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