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Re: Jman's doing CHALLENGER jokes again
I think Jman that Mz Truce's "shaved ice" thing kind of supercedes those bowls of cream, cherries, cream again, cherries too for that matter, banana's, chopped nuts. Shame on you Mz Morgan, the Professor too. Hopefully that's not shaved DRY ice you're cooling the prof off with. If so it's no wonder we've not heard from him since Helium Booted Mz Banks and flash from the Spoof.
(that's a long long long LONG time ago in Spoof years Jman. Before the first Star Wars sequel even).
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The first Star Wars sequel came out in 1980 and was titled "The Empire Strikes Back."
I doubt Mark was even born then. I know that The Spoof didn't exist then because Al Gore still hadn't invented the internet.
I took a date to that movie (Empire). Because I didn't buy her popcorn (I didn't have enough money), she dumped me on the way home.
Anyway, of all the Star Wars sequels, that one was the best (even if I didn't get lucky afterwards).
By the way, I think the word that you wanted was "prequel."
Yes, I have been called a smartass before.
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I have been called a smartass before.
I can vouch for that.
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quote:
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The first Star Wars sequel came out in 1980 and was titled "The Empire Strikes Back."
I doubt Mark was even born then. I know that The Spoof didn't exist then because Al Gore still hadn't invented the internet.
I took a date to that movie (Empire). Because I didn't buy her popcorn (I didn't have enough money), she dumped me on the way home.
Anyway, of all the Star Wars sequels, that one was the best (even if I didn't get lucky afterwards).
By the way, I think the word that you wanted was "prequel."
Yes, I have been called a smartass before.
2 points ..
1) Funny how the BEST Star Wars was ..
 not directed by Lucas (sorry George) and
2) Yes, SEquel is the word. Not many know but the PREquel to the spoof.com was indeed created by none other than Mz Morgan Truce herself back in the year 1912. Sure the web didn't exist in 1912 and AFTER hours working at Moxie Cola Mz Morgan had nothing with which to create the world's FIRST SATIRE SITE but a (not just duper) but SUPER-duper (as she called it) Moxie donated trusty old Remington #7 typewriter powerered by candle-light lit by lightning bugs invented by Thomas Edison himself ..
Mz Morgan preservered though. Without DSL connections in 1912 OR even blazing fast Time Warner Roadrunner cable Mz Morgan single handedly discovered a way to, via telegraph, create not only a rudimentary version of the world's first Internet Satire site (she called it "the POOF" but actually at one time (Oct 13th, 1912) did certify (with the aid of Marshal Dillon) a nation-wide telegraph audience of over 9 those nine flabbergasted AND chagrined at Mz Morgan's first 1912 story,
"Teddy Roosevelt BANGS Britney Spears".
Get your minds out of the gutter. BANGED with a musket. Not many also realize this but the 2008 Britney Spears is indeed the great great great kinda great grand-slut of the infamous 1912 "Britney SpearEs". Who President Roosevelt BANGED.
With a musket.
The rest is history. Mz Morgan's early 1912 TELEGRAPH version of the world's first www Satire Site did indeed decades later attract the attention of one up and coming young enterprising British dynamic duo of brothers who will remain nameless. Mark? Or is it Paul?
The rest is HIS tory as you can read in the archives of this great website created by our Lord/Lordess and mentor,
mz Jenna may he/she rest in piece(s).
(whew)
Does THAT just about sum it all up Helium Gas or should I go into the part about Mz Morgan's MAMA?
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I never really knew Morgan's MAMA, but I did belt back a few drinks with her father Bish.. ooops, I mean Mr. O'Donnell. He was an interesting chap, but never liked to talk much about his work---since he was such an alcoholic. He always regretted not claiming his daughter as his own.
After finally falling out with Morgan's MAMA, O'Donnell wound up preferring the company of lots of young boys, but that's a whole other story.
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I never really knew Morgan's MAMA, but I did belt back a few drinks with her father Bish.. ooops, I mean Mr. O'Donnell. He was an interesting chap, but never liked to talk much about his work---since he was such an alcoholic. He always regretted not claiming his daughter as his own.
After finally falling out with Morgan's MAMA, O'Donnell wound up preferring the company of lots of young boys, but that's a whole other story.
Is that PAPA-issue (as rumor has it) the reason that Mz Morgan (as depicted below)
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Is THAT papa-issue perhaps the reason that young Mz Morgan "perhaps" preferred the company of young GIRLS?
We're not trying to start any commotion Mz Morgan but Enquiring (nosey) Minds (TMZ too) want to know considering the proximity of the young lass next to young Mz Morgan in that old time photo. Sorry Professor but the last time I checked, Polaroid dosn't lie. Craft your response carefully Mz Morgan because as we know, Google is always in "record" mode.
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