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Urinal Era lives!
Thanks to the Internet Archive Wayback Machine...
I bring you, the website that nearly got me arrested:
http://web.archive.org/web/20031205011301/http://pages.prodigy.net/darvi/ue2.htm
http://web.archive.org/web/20030306101447/http://pages.prodigy.net/darvi/bs.htm
http://web.archive.org/web/20031207043542/http://pages.prodigy.net/darvi/legion.htm
The great thing about the wayback machine is that you can type up any url from my site and access the story. How 'bout that? A lot of the images don't load, but they sucked anyway. I hope you can see the main logo, tho.
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Sometimes I wake up horny. Other times I just let him sleep.
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even I would have arrested you darvijen, just for the web PAGE, not just the stories on
it,
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I don't even LIVE in Berrien Springs.
You must have gotten off on a technicality.
Or, you clanged your tin cup too loudly on the cell bars, riled the guards til they kicked you out of the Berrien Slammer (BS)
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produce wrote:
even I would have arrested you darvijen, just for the web PAGE, not just the stories on
it,
Oh, it's awful, isn't it? I can't write html to save my life.
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You must have gotten off on a technicality.
Yeah, that little thing called the Bill of Rights. 
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I'm talking about the bawdiness factor,
not the HTML. How come folks don't write
G-rated stories about Lassie or Ovaltene anymore?
Always has to be some talking vibrator or Spears slut slut in the mix.
As Melium Halpern (Gene) used to say,
"Bawdy = naughty = baa-baa-BANNED!".
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JJ Jogolo wrote:
I see the marketability of sex - it obviously works in the real world of getting peoples attention. Men definitely love to see a beautiful semi naked woman in whatever they do. Women may be a bit more fickle and less influenced but not much.
Well, this is a good start to a discussion about advertising, but I think you both have missed a small point I don't expect you to know, so I'm gonna tell you.
The reason the Urinal Era was so bawdy is because Berrien Springs is such a puritanical town. I mean, the reason I started writing satire to begin with is because a BS tavern wanted topless dancers and the town was in an uproar about the immorality of such entertainment.
For those of you who don't know, Berrien Springs is home of a seventh day adventist college, Andrews University. The adventists are kinda like a cult, very strict, vegetarian, very conservative. Think Catholics without the molesting kids. The founder of the Peanut religion (called peanuts because they don't eat meat and rely on peanuts for protein), Ellen G. White believed that eating meat made you horny and masturbate. And as we all know, sex is bad, especially if it's between anyone other than married heteterosexuals.
BS also has a very high opinion of itself, which I satirize because we're all a bunch of redneck hillbilly nymphos in real life.
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Sorry to butt end to a sexual conversion, but I agree sex is a valuable tool. I use it in the workplace to weed out the geeks, born agains, idiots, prudes, suppressed and people with other republicrank traits. Its the fastest way to piss off the religious right. Among biologists and natural resource scientists I've found that interest in sex is directly proportional to intelligence. Conversely, an intelligent person can be predicted to be a superior sex partner. No idea why its the opposite in engineers, but either way its a reliable guage.
Sex does sell, and is of universal interest. I could never get my son interested in birds until I showed him a wood**** lec, which is a bird spring break on steroids.
Sex is truly the only universal language we have. As writers, I suggest we exploit it, use it for personal gain, and enjoy it.
"Writers love two things... their own words and other men's wives." - Oscar Wilde
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Jeezuz frikkin krist! I read over my last posting, being new here, and I note wood**** got censored. I was referring to Philohela minor, a large, thick, almost neckless warm-brown bird with a dead leaf pattern, slightly larger than a quail, and an extremely long beak. The European version, Scolopax rusticola, is much larger, and I'll probably be sorry I pointed that out.
A **** is a male bird. There are ****fights, **** cages, **** flocks, **** gatherings, **** colonies. ****s comprise at least half of each bird species. **** is not a dirty word, though sometimes a dirty bird. Please do not think I took my son to admire a wooden phallus.
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Jeezuz frikkin krist! I read over my last posting, being new here, and I note wood**** got censored. I was referring to Philohela minor, a large, thick, almost neckless warm-brown bird with a dead leaf pattern, slightly larger than a quail, and an extremely long beak. The European version, Scolopax rusticola, is much larger, and I'll probably be sorry I pointed that out.
A **** is a male bird. There are ****fights, **** cages, **** flocks, **** gatherings, **** colonies. ****s comprise at least half of each bird species. **** is not a dirty word, though sometimes a dirty bird. Please do not think I took my son to admire a wooden phallus.
I used this censorship feature in another way on my forum...
Rather than use ****'s to replace the word - I input another word. Now anyone who mentions the word spoof see's the word crap in it's stead.
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Interesting. Makes me want to go out to watch the wood****s and rub my ****. It took me about 3 weeks to be #3 on the Crap after discovering it, and maybe 2 weeks to go to **** and disappear from view after I started writing for utterpants.
Good job on the Crap thing. That's pretty cool. They've now jerked off 2 of my articles and altered my bio... I guess the third jerk off is the charm? 
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