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darvijen
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This would explain the whole election


if true...

Well, it's a little true, as all satire should be...

(Some people thought it was true, or else it wouldn't have made snopes.)

http://www.workingforchange.com/article.cfm?ItemID=17627

According to the prestigious Southern California think tank, The Gluton Group, stupid people prefer President George W Bush over Senator John Kerry by a 4-to-1 margin.

The consensus: the higher the IQ, the less people trust Bush and respect the job his administration has done. The lower the IQ, the more people admire his steadfastness. "It was pretty much a slam dunk. There's no nice way to say this. Dumb people like him. They think his unwavering nature is a positive personality trait. They even venerate him for never admitting mistakes, even when he's wrong. On the other hand, smart people think he's a lying bully. I mean, c'mon, you have a deserter accusing a decorated veteran of treason. Who's going to buy that besides stupid people?"


http://www.workingforchange.com/article.cfm?ItemID=17627


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Re: This would explain the whole election


quote:

darvijen wrote:
Who's going to buy that besides stupid people?" /quote]
Soapy? ;-)



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