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Amish Adult Stores Go Franchise

One for you, Manny. I know you're an old-fashioned kinda guy who appreciates the traditional arts and crafts. ;-)


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Zimmerman would definitely be an unusual Amish patronym, in that it's Semitic in origin.

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As usual you're talking outta your West Virginian a$$hole.

'Zimmermann' (note the two 'nn's) is a common Kraut surname meaning 'carpenter'. The only thing 'Semitic' about it is in your 'semen' obsessed imagination, Gene.
As Don's story is about 'wood' he appropriately chose the name 'Zimmerman'. But then Don's a writer, while you're just a washed-up, dumba$$ scribbler with delusions of grandeur. What's more he's from Texas and clearly had an education which you didn't. Have you considered getting a job guarding prisoners in Iraq? You seem well qualified for it. It didn't do Lindy any harm. ;-)

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Point taken. I stand corrected, albeit tongue-lashed. Having rubbed denim elbows with 3 different Amish communities, the Zimmermann name has never surfaced, neither in personal contacts nor in the county registers, but all-in-all, as your research indicates, a Texas education is better than none. I offer you and Don my sincerest apologies for even bringing it up.

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Melium Truce wrote:

Point taken. I stand corrected, albeit tongue-lashed.


Tongue-lashed? I aint started yet honeybun. You'll know it when you are, trust me. Us Texans do things thoroughly as our glorious Prez exemplificates in his magnifitory person.

What's clear as Texas Tea is that you aint Morgan Truce-Helium-Jacksploofsh1t. Coz neither of those arrogant, smug wankers would ever apologise for anything and the idea of him/her/it being 'wrong' about anything is so far-fetched I've soiled a perfectly good Wally World thang laughing my a$$ off at the notion.



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