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JJ Jogolo
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Sure took a shine to you Brianna.


Just so long as she knows, Bree is mine, all mine, we'll avoid any possible cat fights.

Btw, Bree does everything in threes.
And I do mean everything. emoticon

LOL - she does keep busy doesn't she. emoticon

If someone of you doesn't trust me, just Google "Brianna Banks" and see what she's up to out there. You might be surprised!


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If someone of you doesn't trust me, just Google "Brianna Banks" and see what she's up to out there. You might be surprised!

Hey! That skanky slut is not me, JJ!
Can I help it if dumbass 16-year-old wankers can't spell? That slut is called 'BRIANA BANKS'. Just the one 'N' there, JJ, not two. And she's from Nebraska, not Texas.

Any anyway, as my Avatar reveals, I'm a helluva lot prettier than her. ;-)



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And I present before you your honour astounding and irefutable evidence that my client is in no way shape of form related to the "Miss Briana" and that this case is at best the persuit of a personal grievence on behalf of the accusor against my client, who's good character and benevolent activities in the field of kittens has already been shown.

Ahem. Aaaaach. Ahem (clears throat)

There's an extra 'N'.

Thankyou and good night. Please do not forget to end all correspondence with the words "Please Find Cheque Enclosed"
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 That slut is called 'BRIANA BANKS'. Just the one 'N' there, JJ, not two.

E-mazing. I never noticed the 2 "NN"s thing either until you just mentioned it. Is that your real name then .. Brianna? Coz ..
Briana is like JJ and GW and .. Mr Clinton and .. some of produce's friends sneak around and google .. Briana. You did at one time at the Splat have an avatar that looked remarkably like that .. Briana .. that
"my friends" sneak around and google.

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If someone of you doesn't trust me, just Google "Brianna Banks" and see what she's up to out there. You might be surprised!

Hey! That skanky slut is not me, JJ!
Can I help it if dumbass 16-year-old wankers can't spell? That slut is called 'BRIANA BANKS'. Just the one 'N' there, JJ, not two. And she's from Nebraska, not Texas.

Any anyway, as my Avatar reveals, I'm a helluva lot prettier than her. ;-)

And your photo on UtterPants is enough to turn on an alien life form... and it does!

So, I do this Google search < "Brianna Banks" satire > and you get the top spot in the search engine but the next 999 sites listed are Porn Links.

A personal question: Is Brianna Banks your real name or did you choose this as a screen name based upon the fact that Brianna Banks is a popular porn star or was there some other reason?



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I saw Mz Banks first JJ but then again you're the one that sweet-talked her with the alien stuff and cozy snow-ski gett-away (even I was going hmm on that one) so I don't know. We'll have to let
Briana with an extra "N" decide.

Note: Me and Mz Banks both live not far a'part in the great nation of ..
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Mom could drive me there in a FLASH and .. I'd be in Mz Bank's Gulf Coast Hurricane magnet in a .. flash.
A place called .. don't ask me
why they named it that .. Beaumont. Tx.

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My bloodline is rooted in Texas as well... Rockwall, Texas is the residence of several Aunts, Uncles and cousins...

I visited a few times but prefer the west coast weather... humidity and poreless thin gray skin don't mix very well. But the worst thing I remember was the TWISTERS!!!
 
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Texas Twisters Too Tweacherous!!!


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But the worst thing I remember was the TWISTERS!!!

Your post made me realize how cool of a name TEXAS TWISTERS would be for a professional sports team.

Why are we screwing around with the faggy cowboys and the generic texans, the phallic longhorns and the fascist rangers when we could have the Texas Twisters??

Think of it... Miami has the Hurricanes... wait, I just remembered that I've heard of the Texas Tornadoes and googling has taught me that they play hockey in the NAHL. Wtf? Hockey in Texas? That's like having the rodeo in Canada.

Anyway, nevermind. Rambling.

On a related note, anyone ever play naked twister?

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Here's a shameless plug for the place we
dare not name .. an old story by somebody
named Dan.

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i4999&rating=4
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