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By our woman who knows how many inches there are in a foot,
Keli McTaggart

Sydney — a new poll has revealed that eight out of ten Australian men are failing to satisfy their partners due to the inadequate size of what one unhappy Sheila called 'their fun-sized shrimps'...

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What's with all the Aussie related stories Bri?

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What's with all the Aussie related stories Bri?


It's a long story Russ, but it has something to do with plaigirism. You're a clever guy. You'll figure it out. ;-)

Other than that, they're really good stories and I figured you guys could do with some quality reading. I'm all heart, aint I?




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What's with all the Aussie related stories Bri?




Nah, nothing to do with plagairism.
We're just wanking off a lot to Russel Crowe.



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We're just wanking off a lot to Russel Crowe.


Heh heh. And why not? Is he hot or is he HOT I just adored him in Gladiator. He could feed me to his lion anyday.



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Heh heh. And why not? Is he hot or is he HOT I just adored him in Gladiator. He could feed me to his lion anyday.




Yes, he made A Beautiful Mind almost watchable.

Opie's directing him again in a movie that comes out in May called Cindarella Man, about a boxer during the depression. I'm not big on boxing, but I bet it's a big hit.



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Opie's directing him again in a movie that comes out in May called Cindarella Man, about a boxer during the depression. I'm not big on boxing, but I bet it's a big hit.


Well he be showing off his lunchbox?



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Well he be showing off his lunchbox?




Doubtful.

He didn't in A Beautiful Mind.


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Well he be showing off his lunchbox?


Doubtful.
He didn't in A Beautiful Mind.


Damn!



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