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Some new writer on the site that dare not speak its name has gone and written a story about Texas cheerleaders!!!

Texas bans cheerleading Sluts

Is nothing sacred?
Still, I guess I should be flattered he included a snap of my lovely bum in his story.
Here it is at a slighly larger size for you all to enjoy...

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;-)

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Very cute, Manny. I hope mommy doesn't know you go around sticking smilies on Texan gal's butts or you'll be grounded for at least a week. ;-)

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A similar thing happened to me in prison...well, not exactly similar...uh...never mind.
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Aww, don't tease us Dave. Spill, spill. We can take it. ;-)

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"Spill, spill"!!???!?!?

That's what he said!!!!! Oh no!!! It's all coming back. Oh God help me. THERAPY.THERAPY. QUICK! AGGGGHHHHH!!
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"Spill, spill"!!???!?!?
That's what he said!!!!! Oh no!!! It's all coming back. Oh God help me. THERAPY.THERAPY. QUICK! AGGGGHHHHH!!


ROTFLMAO. Love it Dave! So, tell me, did he like play it all cool and say sumthin' like 'Oh! Sorry, I seem to have slipped my thermometer into your rectum, Doctor...'?
To which you probably replied in a strangled voice..
"Rectum, Doc? You just blew my ass apart!"


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Thermometer? Oh, that's what that was. It seemed small. I just thought he was from Texas.
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Thermometer? Oh, that's what that was. It seemed small. I just thought he was from Texas.


Ohio, more like. You ever seen a Texan thermometer, Doc? We have some pretty big cattle down here. Know what I'm sayin'?



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You ever seen a Texan thermometer, Doc? We have some pretty big cattle down here.


She's correct Doc. MJ'd never make it down here (without going "yOUCH"). Assuming he'd been rightfully convicted and sent to a Texas Pen. We don't play down here in Tx.
(Formerly property of Mexico, formerly property of Spain formerly property of theReal god)



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