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Ya'll knew Pants was hotter 'n' a Texas night, well now it's even hotter, with a brand, spanking new SATIRE NEWS SECTION with NINE Pantwetting NEW categoratories (that's a Bushim btw, Manny...)and...a SMOKIN' NEWS BRIEFS, breaking news thinamadoodad that's cooler than a Texan Cheerleader's smile...

Natch, I have a story in thar...
Get down boys and get dirty or be square...

LATEST PANTWETTING SATIRE NEWS!

NEWSBRIEFS...hotter than my THONG!


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I checked it .. not bad at all. Unfortunately Mz Banks I think there's only 3 or 4 folks that can even login to this site these days to read what you just wrote. I'm one of them. You're another .. let's see .. that leaves

Darvijen and ..

some other un-nammed iswg character.

Pants rocks smelium. You spoof folks bit the duss (tx for dust) when Ozzy
and
Harriet
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(tx for dust)

 



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Yes, it's all true. The 'being able to login here' part...., but I believe as of this mourning (yes) the permission to enter has received a booster shot.

Someone at Runboard.com should explain momentarily, right PM?

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Mr C I think you're still the only one here for now. apparently everyone gave up trying to get in. Now that the gate's (not bill) open we need to tell the folks that it's possible to come back now. When the real god doesn't show up you know there's a problem.
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I've never had trouble logging in. The place has just been so dead lately I haven't been bothering to stop by.

The Pants forum is much more lively.

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welcom e darvijen.
and you're right about pants. even though it's a bit bawdy.
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quote:

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welcom e darvijen.
and you're right about pants. even though it's a bit bawdy.



Sometimes bawdy is good, Manny.

You should retire your lurker status and just join up, for Pete's sake.



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quote:

produce wrote:

welcom e darvijen.
and you're right about pants. even though it's a bit bawdy.



Sometimes bawdy is good, Manny.

You should retire your lurker status and just join up, for Pete's sake.




If Produce showed up at Utterpants.......,

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....and then on his way out....,

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You should retire your lurker status and just join up, for Pete's sake.


He's just shy, Darvijen. I like that in a man - it's kinda cute. Us ex-Texan cheerleaders like nuthin better than breaking in a cute virgin.
That's probably what he's afraid of.
Don't be scared, Manny, we'll be REAL gentle with you, right Jen?
I SAID, RIGHT, JEN!?!



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Don't be scared, Manny, we'll be REAL gentle with you, right Jen?


You and Jen are trying to get my mouth washed out with soap again.
My favorite's Zest but that Irish Spring does have a zesty minty !TANG! to it.
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I don't guess you've ever .. done it with a Lep-ruh-con (sp?). I hear they dance an intoxicated victory jig (IVJ) for you after the deed's "done".
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