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To keep this ball rolling, I'd add that>
Helium overlooked the fact that by moving the picture to cover that which was previously more tastefully obscured, he uncovered the hardbound edition of Ms. G's, Notes on Nude Punctuation, which should in fact be hidden from the roving eye of Sir Google, hence the newly placed 'frame of subtle censorship'
Note, resubmitted (due to image host failure) for your reexamination
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Or are you saying that there should be a fair share of the two, girl smut and boy smut together?
There's a slight difference you see.
There is a difference here, I believe - I think girl smut is more acceptable in today's society than boy smut is. Perhaps there is just more of a market for the girl smut... fewer men, women and homosexual males into male porn/smut than all remaining heterosexuals are into girl porn/smut. It seems to me that there would be a huge market shift between the two categories.
If I'm not mistaken, porn is the #1 force on the internet. That being the case, sexual satire should carry a huge audience and from the stats I see on Miranda's UP site, that is indeed true.
Many sites will shy away from any controversial satire story that they think may offend readers, not just the sex based items. That doesn't necessarily mean they're gender biased.
Though, I do understand the point Brianna makes, it is still a man's world. That is changing... the proof: JJ will vote Hillary Clinton for Prez in 08'
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Just to offer a few words...
My shaved vagina piece was rejected at spoof and I didn't even think about submitting it to Glossy because I knew he wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole. Pants didn't bat an eye at rejecting it.
The way I see the situation is like this:
Women who dare write about sex in tactless and/or non traditional ways are either banished or shunned from writing for male run sites. So they bugger off, most of them probably never write again, the few lucky ones find Pants or a site like it, and then the boys get their titties all in a twist because the girls have "taken their ball and gone home."
Those quotes Brianna posted are true. I've seen them myself. Some men are very threatened by women who write about sexuality.
That means some girls pretend to be boys and vice versa {altho I can't quite understand the vice versa part, but it's happened more than once}.
Also, I'm absolutely positive that if I was a guy, my Urinal Era would've still gotten me in trouble. But it would've been more like:
"Hey buddy" (slaps back) "You're one funny dude, but you gotta tone down the site, man" instead of what I got: "You have the right to remain silent..." and "Are you proud that you shave your vagina?"
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My shaved vagina piece .. I didn't even think about submitting it to Glossy because
I knew he wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole.
Don't you mean 10 inch pole?
"Bah DA dum"
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Don't you mean 10 inch pole?
"Bah DA dum"
Very good Manny.
But divide that by two.
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Don't you mean 10 inch pole?
"Bah DA dum"
Very good Manny.
But divide that by two.
"Youch that's gotta hurt".
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And then there's Jack Handy;
"If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song"
a Jack Handy-like bumper sticker
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True Story;
In 1981, when my son was 3 years old he asked what hamburgers were made of. Being a family of 'silly vegetarians', we told him that in fact they were made of cow meat. He thought about this for a moment, then looked pale and really scared, and asked in the most fearful way, "do people eat other people?"
His mom and I then laughed, which come to think of it, wasn't the most reassuring response.
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.. when my son was 3 years old he asked what hamburgers were made of. Being a family of 'silly vegetarians', we told him that in fact they were made of cow meat.
Cow meat?
COW MEAT ??
You mean to tell me that my hot, juicy flame-broiled Whopper ..
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