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JJ Jogolo
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Re: No Women please: we're satirists!

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To keep this ball rolling, I'd add that>

Helium overlooked the fact that by moving the picture to cover that which was previously more tastefully obscured, he uncovered the hardbound edition of Ms. G's, Notes on Nude Punctuation, which should in fact be hidden from the roving eye of Sir Google, hence the newly placed 'frame of subtle censorship'

Note, resubmitted (due to image host failure) for your reexamination

Dear Sir God,

I am surprised that not one soul here made mention of the fact that the young nekid female girl in the foreground strikes a sparklingly close resemblence to one Michael Jackson.

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Careful inspection of the image shows no tampering with that particular section of the graphical image in question. Deductions to be made from such evidence would include:
1. The girl in the unretouched image looks like Michael Jackson.
2. If the girl in the unretouched image is Michael Jackson then Michael Jackson is a girl.
3. Ms. G's, "Notes on Nude Punctuation" is required reading at Captain Nemo's School for Young Ladies and Confused Superstars.

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3/25/2005, 9:39 am

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Dear Sir God,

I am surprised that not one soul here made mention of the fact that the young nekid female girl in the foreground strikes a sparklingly close resemblence to one Michael Jackson.

MJ reads about etiquette

Careful inspection of the image shows no tampering with that particular section of the graphical image in question. Deductions to be made from such evidence would include:
1. The girl in the unretouched image looks like Michael Jackson.
2. If the girl in the unretouched image is Michael Jackson then Michael Jackson is a girl.
3. Ms. G's, "Notes on Nude Punctuation" is required reading at Captain Nemo's School for Young Ladies and Confused Superstars.

It would truly be remiss of me (as "Sir" god) if I didn't present you with major award-type door prize for that observation.

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3/25/2005, 3:00 pm

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Love that picture, JJ. Ms G has asked me if you have a hires version of it and who owns the copyright as she'd quite like to use it to illustrate her article in place of the one she's using now.

She also said that girl in the bottom left bears an uncanny resemblance to her when she was a bit younger (!). You've not come into possession of some of her old modelling photos have ya? Cos if you blow her cover she sez you'll be 'dead meat' - whatever that means!

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