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briannabanks
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SWISS ARMY SEX

I thought some of you might enjoy this:
SWISS ARMY SEX!
It's worth if for the picture alone. Dangmit! I wish I'd written it!!

Here's a taster...

Swiss Sex Sweeps Sex Toy Industry

(© 2006 copyright - utterpants.co.uk)

And a short extract..

Clit-tickling American sex goddess, Lola Sapphos, was under sedation tonight after a British inventor launched what the press has dubbed 'the Swiss Army Knife of sex toys.'

The revolutionary new tunnel teaser, which is already on sale in Britain and Europe, is set to hit US stores next month. Shaken sex industry analysts are predicting the multi-function pleasure centre will set off a 'buying tsunami of tidal wave proportions' that will make conventional vibrators as redundant as penises. Within hours of the announcement, manufacturers of cell phones and electric toothbrushes, whose products have become essential sexual accessories among chic fourteen-somethings, began throwing themselves off rooftops as their bottom lines went south.

MORE AT THE SITE THAT REACHES THE PARTS OTHERS DON'T - POWERED BY OESTROGEN, guys.

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Last edited by briannabanks, 3/5/2006, 8:14 pm

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Re: SWISS ARMY SEX

I learned my penis was redundant thirty years ago, where can I order one of these babies? (actually, I need two, solar powered if possible, I'm into Green sex)