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TOTALLY BRIT BRIT!!!
READ THE STORIES THAT WERE TOO HOT FOR THE SPLIFF!!!
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Re: TOTALLY BRIT BRIT!!!
I've read them all...
You're pathetic. 
Don't hit me.
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Re: TOTALLY BRIT BRIT!!!
quote:
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I've read them all...
You're pathetic.
Don't hit me.
I don't hit little kids, hon. That's against the law in Texas. I generally ignore them when they're having a tantrum tho. Didn't mommy ever tell you that little girls should be obscene and not heard?
If my stories are so pathetic how come they earned me 58,000 story views last month? That's an awful lotta folks who don't think they're 'pathetic,' dontcha think?
Better still, instead of mouthing off on here why don't you write one yourself and let the writers on here judge just how 'pathetic' your efforts are. Have you got the guts to do that, or are ya just gonna continue behaving like a spoiled little brat?
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3/5/2005, 6:05 am
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Re: TOTALLY BRIT BRIT!!!
as I recall those Brit stories pulled in some of the highest hit counts the Spliff has ever seen. Made somebody over there some $$$.
Glad to see the Brits are all in one safe place.
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Re: TOTALLY BRIT BRIT!!!
Yeah they are, Proddy. Thanks. And still doing great. Even Dale's old story:
Britney seeks annulment of wild sex romp still gets a few hundred views every month.
What cracks me up is the two storis I wrote about her getting pregnant and being told to lose weight (both over nine months old now) still get 10,000 views a month each.
My personal fave is:
Dildo laissé par Britney à Paris Hilton!
I had a bit of help with that from Miranda coz I don't speak French, and it's not gotten as many views as some of the others (total views are around 26,000 I think) but it's the story I'm most proud of writing.
Like most of us on here our faves are rarely the ones that do best hit wise. But that doesn't bother me. I had so much fun writing that piece and that's what it's all about really, dontcha think?
TheSpoof Britney story does quite well too, but I think that's mainly coz Helium and Jack keep hitting on it. ;-)
Me and a couple of Pants writers put that together after I was banned for the fourth time. Have ya read it?
Here:
Britney lovers caught with pants down
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Re: TOTALLY BRIT BRIT!!!
In a bizarre turn of events the word for dildo in french is "God". Or it might be spelt "gode" I think (but pronounced pretty much the same)
So there you go.
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Re: TOTALLY BRIT BRIT!!!
You're making that up, Russ. A can of gas sez that's as true as sHelium's identity.
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Re: TOTALLY BRIT BRIT!!!
Straight up! Go and search for it!
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Re: TOTALLY BRIT BRIT!!!
Honorable....quite so.
Which brings to mind, from another thread; s/Helium is definitely not British!
...ask any "Englishster" (Earnest T. Bass)
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