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thereal god
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Re: TOTALLY BRIT BRIT!!!
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Honorable....quite so.
Which brings to mind, from another thread; s/Helium is definitely not British!
...ask any "Englishster" (Earnest T. Bass)
In my Google search of humourous "British Helium" related images and/or stories... I came across this:
I did a search of "British JJ" and this turned up,
Sir JJ !
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3/31/2005, 8:14 am
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Bob Deadwords
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Re: TOTALLY BRIT BRIT!!!
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I can never seem to keep my dates straight, they always seem to be lesbians!
So, actually, ***THIS***is today's latest! Let me know what y'all think!
"I - just - dropped tin - ta see - what condition - my cundishun - wus ian" - (li'l kenny rodgers - first edition)
JJ - to be rather officious here, you're cooking with Gas, [the high test petrol-type, not He], with this one, man!!
Perfect skit material, but probably too hot for the Saturday night TV fare? The Long version of this one could get you a either an Emmy or a death threat, but not-to-worry, they'll be too busy gunning for hubby hiding behind the pantleg of a near dead Richard Dawson 
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4/2/2005, 6:19 am
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Re: TOTALLY BRIT BRIT!!!
SATAN -> Darvijen?
DARVIJEN -> Here.
SATAN -> JJ?
JJ -> Here.
SATAN -> Abdul benCamel?
ABDUL -> Here.
SATAN -> Former ladies and gentlemen I'll be your host for the next 700 billion years. Please take an orientation pamphlet as they are passed by.
(BOOM)
(Darvijen's pamphlet explodes, blowing off both arms)
DARVIJEN -> YOUCH!!!!
SATAN ----> Not to worry. Your limbs will re-attach in a few minutes. The pain should go away in about 4 thousand years. Now .. I'd like the class to notice the giant pot of boiling oil positioned above your heads. Not to worry. That won't be dumped on you until after we release the 10,000 deadly venomous rattlers and spray you down with Hydrochloric acid. Each day we will let you out of your blast furnaces for a meal of fried worm vomit
and liquid poodle feces after which ..
(JJ to darvijen)
JJ -> I don't think we should have made fun of the Pope darvijen 
DARVIJEN -> YOU started it with your ..
(BOOOOM!!)
(Place suddenly blows up, 3rd degree burns for everyone left in one piece)
SATAN -> Not to worry .. that was just today's surprise CE (Catastrophic Event).
To keep things interesting each day there will be a ..
ABDUL ->
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