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JJ Jogolo
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This guy seems pretty full of himself... but I like his writing style... emoticon
F.B.I. Website - Special Agent Love


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His writing style seems fine, but when exactly did America's schools stop teaching the proper use of the apostrophe?

Pet peeve.

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His writing style seems fine, but when exactly did America's schools stop teaching the proper use of the apostrophe?

Pet peeve.


I got an email from this JJ person. says he posted my site here. Says, I should come join in the chat.

Thank you for your compliment on my style. Where is the apostrophe catastrophe you speak of?

I am writing for the Spoof - have you guys heard of that web site? I just found it. Anyone can get their stories published.
I also have my own small site like JJ pointed out. I'll go read what you all are writing about.

My latest story on The Spoof
Michael Moore Attacked by Suicide Bomber

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So you're the culprit AgentLove. A long time
ago in a galaxy you know where I saw this in Google news ..

Nation of Islam Calls For Janet Jackson's Breast


Mom wasn't around so I was going

"What the heck?"

only the words didn't quite come quite out like that.
It was only AFTER I had read the whole "Story" at this site called thespoof did I see this disclaimer ..

The story as represented above is written as a satire or parody. It is fictitious.


Thx a lot AgentLove for getting me involved with the Spoof. I owe you an order of McNuggets or something.

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I got an email from this JJ person. says he posted my site here. Says, I should come join in the chat.



Welcome Special Agent Love...

That's quite a long name... can I just call you Love? emoticon

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Where is the apostrophe catastrophe you speak of?



Not just you. I see it everywhere. Mainly it's the it's/its thing that bugs me, but I notice that you put an unnecessary apostrophe in 'lots' on your main page, a paste of which can be seen here:

"It's not easy to hold a man's heart in front of his face before he dies... it takes lot's of practice."

Perhaps it was merely a typo. I've scanned your other pages and haven't seen a repeat offense.

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I am writing for the Spoof - have you guys heard of that web site? I just found it. Anyone can get their stories published.



Nope. I'm almost certain that none of us have ever heard of the spoof, let alone write for it, let alone get banned from it on numerous occassions. Nope, no sirree, Bob. emoticon



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Nope. I'm almost certain that none of us have ever heard of the spoof, let alone write for it, let alone get banned from it on numerous occassions. Nope, no sirree, Bob. emoticon




You woke me up with that, Jen. Thanks for the mention....

Love's style seems a little more "established" than the average new bear that breaks out into this lucrative field, but heck, so did Rich Lather's, for that matter.



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So you're the culprit AgentLove. A long time
ago in a galaxy you know where I saw this in Google news ..

Nation of Islam Calls For Janet Jackson's Breast


Mom wasn't around so I was going

"What the heck?"

only the words didn't quite come quite out like that.
It was only AFTER I had read the whole "Story" at this site called thespoof did I see this disclaimer ..

The story as represented above is written as a satire or parody. It is fictitious.


Thx a lot AgentLove for getting me involved with the Spoof. I owe you an order of McNuggets or something.


Thanx good citizen Produce! I may have purchased the copyright of one or two of my stories, but, let's keep that between us. It was necessary to provide a cover for one of my investigations.

If I led you to the Spoof, please sir, no hard feeling towards me. I've been reading around this forum and I understand that not everyone here is pleased with the management over there. I had no idea that such underlying turmoil was churning beneath the surface of the Spoof. I have yet to experience any of the problems discussed here.

I guess I'll figure out who is who in the days ahead. Pleasure to meet you!
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Nope. I'm almost certain that none of us have ever heard of the spoof, let alone write for it, let alone get banned from it on numerous occassions. Nope, no sirree, Bob. emoticon




You woke me up with that, Jen. Thanks for the mention....

Love's style seems a little more "established" than the average new bear that breaks out into this lucrative field, but heck, so did Rich Lather's, for that matter.



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kudos, Mr. Agent

Ah, I didn't expect to put anything past the legendary Mr. Deadwords. I'm sure I haven't and appreciate the discretion. Cool image, btw. I like a neat clean look. It just seems, like a necessity of life to me.

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quote:

SpecialAgentLove wrote:


I got an email from this JJ person. says he posted my site here. Says, I should come join in the chat.



Welcome Special Agent Love...

That's quite a long name... can I just call you Love? emoticon

quote:

Where is the apostrophe catastrophe you speak of?



Not just you. I see it everywhere. Mainly it's the it's/its thing that bugs me, but I notice that you put an unnecessary apostrophe in 'lots' on your main page, a paste of which can be seen here:

"It's not easy to hold a man's heart in front of his face before he dies... it takes lot's of practice."

Perhaps it was merely a typo. I've scanned your other pages and haven't seen a repeat offense.

quote:

I am writing for the Spoof - have you guys heard of that web site? I just found it. Anyone can get their stories published.



Nope. I'm almost certain that none of us have ever heard of the spoof, let alone write for it, let alone get banned from it on numerous occassions. Nope, no sirree, Bob. emoticon


You can call me Love, love. And, I love a woman who knows how to do sarcasm. It is an attractive feature for a man of my background, you know, dangerous women and fast cars, or is it dangerous cars and fast women?

After strolling around here seeing what everyone has to say. I offer my apologies for even bringing up the Spoof. JJ could have forewarned me. Oh well, I've read some of your writing, impressive. I only hope my writing gets as popular!



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After strolling around here seeing what everyone has to say. I offer my apologies for even bringing up the Spoof. JJ could have forewarned me. Oh well, I've read some of your writing, impressive. I only hope my writing gets as popular!

My bad... I didn't even consider that you would come in all Spoof-Gung-Ho... Sorry Dude! This isn't that place and I should have mentioned that maybe.

Keep writing - but do it for the stories, not to get hits on the Spoof. You'll do fine!



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