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You can call me Love, love. And, I love a woman who knows how to do sarcasm. It is an attractive feature for a man of my background, you know, dangerous women and fast cars, or is it dangerous cars and fast women?
I think either would suffice. I have a sports car, but I gallup along like an epileptic horse with one eye.
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After strolling around here seeing what everyone has to say. I offer my apologies for even bringing up the Spoof.
It's no big thing, really. It's what we all have in common, and as I understand, it was a good place once.
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I've read some of your writing, impressive. I only hope my writing gets as popular!
Well you certainly know how to sweet talk a gal, Love. 
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If you wanna see a really good looking image of a man... check out the photo in CamoDude's latest story... an image of JJ - in his human form.
Really? That's you? You are a sweet looking human, if you don't mind my saying so. Tell me, tho... have you ever been accused of being an a**hole? I only ask because usually the men I'm attracted to (pretty eyes, hair bordering on shaggy, and with a moustache) usually turn out to be a**holes. It's gotta me the moustache, eh? In the short time I've known you, it seems you disprove my theory.
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I've read some of your writing, impressive. I only hope my writing gets as popular!
Well you certainly know how to sweet talk a gal, Love.
Beware this one darviJen... he seems a bit... oh how do I say... dangerous.
If you wanna see a really good looking image of a man... check out the photo in CamoDude's latest story... an image of JJ - in his human form.
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Damn, I'm cute! ...and humble too!
You aren't so cute and I am dangerous. So, back off a bit will ya? I'm trying to impress the lady.
Besides, when was the last time you wrote a story JJ?
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Now now fellas, there's only one way to prove which one of you is worthy of me.
Drop trou and let me get my tape measure...
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Now now fellas, there's only one way to prove which one of you is worthy of me.
Drop trou and let me get my tape measure...
No need here babe. My gun has a 9" barrel and shoots live ammo. I only hope that measures up.`
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No need here babe. My gun has a 9" barrel
Is that with or without the 5 inch bayonet?
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and shoots live ammo.
No no, dead ammo's preferred. The world is not ready for little darvijens quite yet.
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Sheesh, darvijen, I swear ya gettin' dirtier and dirtier by the minute. No wonder they kicked ya off the Spoof. It's just as well ya aint from Texas, honey or you'd be locked up!
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Sheesh, darvijen, I swear ya gettin' dirtier and dirtier by the minute.
Really, ya mean it?
Since it's coming from you, I know that's a compliment! 
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