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Really, ya mean it?

Would I lie to you, honeybunny? ;-)

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10/12/2004, 6:41 pm

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Would I lie to you, honeybunny? ;-)

I think a better question would be:

Would I lie under you, honeybunny?

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10/12/2004, 11:34 pm

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I think a better question would be:
Would I lie under you, honeybunny?

Oh sheet, honeybunny, the pOLeez are gonna git you for that. Talking durty in that nice Ms Rossity's forum.

Hey, d'you think if we cybered in here it'd git more lively? That should wake Proddy and Soapy up dontcha think? Not to mention all your other admirers? Sheeesh, I might even git me my Karma down to -50!!!
'K i'll start us off..

2hOt4U(That's me!):Wot ya wearing?
pqPrincess: (that's U!): itty bitty blkT
2hOt4U(That's me!): Gonna take it off?
pqPrincess: (that's U!):4U 4sure
2hOt4U(That's me!): im sooo wet 4u

to be continued..

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10/13/2004, 4:03 am

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Hey, d'you think if we cybered in here it'd git more lively? That should wake Proddy and Soapy up dontcha think?

It'd certainly beat the hell out of arguing politics... which, I think we all agree, is completely pointless now.

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Not to mention all your other admirers? Sheeesh, I might even git me my Karma down to -50!!!

Blah. You're a ten in my book, Brianna. emoticon

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'K i'll start us off..

All right. Anything to piss off the red states...

Lose the txt messaging, tho. I'm 28 and txt illiterate.

Please begin again.

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11/4/2004, 12:21 am

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darvijen wrote: You're a ten in my book, Brianna.

What book would that be then? 'Famous Texan Sluts Nekkid'?
Or, 'Bare Bush babes baring all for Bush'? I think they've both been banned by the new Prez, honey.

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Please begin again

I can't honey. I've been born again and I'm gonna put all that evil drinkin' and smokin', partyin' and doing it doggie fashion with the sheriff behind me, starting right next week just as soon as I kin find a home for my girls with some nice Xtian folks in Ohio.

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11/5/2004, 7:56 am

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I've been born again and I'm gonna put all that evil drinkin' and smokin', partyin' and doing it doggie fashion with the sheriff behind me, starting right next week just as soon as I kin find a home for my girls with some nice Xtian folks in Ohio.

Did you find a home for your girls yet? I ask because if you're looking for a guy, and God knows that's like ALWAYS, then I think I've found one for you. I can't tell if he's cute but he is a satire writer... here have a peekskie...