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briannabanks
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Britney Spears quits


In response to popular demand (blame Russus!)
here is my latest pop at princess of skank!

Britney Spears quits to have sex with herself


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Already read it... you need new stuff.

I may have to resort to laughing at you.

Or not... most likely not.

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Bizmarck wrote:
Already read it... you need new stuff.
I may have to resort to laughing at you.
Or not... most likely not.


Look kiddo, I dunno what your problem is but suggest you get some professional help for it.

If you don't like my stories don't read them.
Instead of clogging up this board by posting catty remarks about them why don't you put your money where your big mouth is?
Write a Britney Spears satirical news story and post it here. How's that? Or don't you have the guts to do that? Or maybe it's because you've never written a news story in your short life and simply resent people who can? Either way, you need to get out more, sweetie.

Or you could try submitting something to Utterpants. Then we could all have a really big laugh over the rejection note Miranda will send you.


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