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sorry Paul
Ok Ok, stop me if you've heard this one ..
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ME
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OSAMA BIN LADEN
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And Helium walk into a bar.
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Mr Bin Laden goes,
"3 sassparilla's for me and my imperialist friends. I wish them Allah speed on their coming trip to the firey gates of Hell."
Helium goes
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"Hold the inert gases in mine, I'm the designated blimp driver tonight."
I go
"Can you tell me where the little boy's room is?"
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eh?
EH ??? 
Comedy Central or what ?????
Is this thing on ??
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Re: sorry Paul
ROTFLMAO!
Ya dang done it agin, Proddy. I'm gonna have to start sending you ma laundry bills, man. That's three pairs of a low slung, hip-huggin' pants I've ruined this week!
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Re: sorry Paul
you know of course Mz Banks that by agreeing to laugh at our honorary Texan you are now on Paul's no-goodnick list. Not a good thing.
 
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8/25/2004, 2:49 am
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produce wrote:
you know of course Mz Banks that by agreeing to laugh at our honorary Texan you are now on Paul's no-goodnick list. Not a good thing.
That must be why I'm so smitten, Proddy! ;-)
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8/25/2004, 3:31 am
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I have to agree with Ms. Banks, Manny
That's precious.
Luckily I don't wear knickers to spoil.
You'll be receiving no lanndry bills from me, my produce one.
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darvijen called you "precious" Mr Jackson.
I can vouch for darvijen Mr Jackson if you, you are in the market again for another pretend girlfriend, one that can help fool the press and potential jurors into thinking .. well, you know what I'm talking about .. one that can fool the public into thinking that you actually like .. uh .. you know what I'm talking about don't you Mr Jackson?
Mr Jackson?
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8/25/2004, 7:44 am
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Ha Manny,
I was calling your joke precious, not MJ himself.
But I would consider your offer if I got to meet Liza Minnelli. MJ and Liza are tight. Liza marries gay guys all the time.
But don't be doggin' Liza, because I'm a huuuuuege Liza fan. So if you dog her, I'll unkarma you to death, my little produce manager.
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darvijen, I can arrange it, with the help of Janet of course, for YOU to meet not only Liz and Liza (with a z) and and bubbles and Johnny Cochran and .. Mr Jackson's tyrannical papa and La Toya and Jermaine and Tito and that documentary maker that spilled the beans on Mr Jackson and his fired Umbrella Holder and the Pope (yep MJ and the Pope are tight) and .... you just name the time and the place darvijen and I'll get on the phone to Janet and next thing you know .. your autograph book is plum full. Imagine .. Liz herself. You'll be able to die happy darvijen just from being in the same room she just walked out of.
Editor's note: Last month on the MJ 30th anniversary VH1 rerun celebrating Mr Jackson's 30 years in the biz .. just about all those folks came out to sing or dance or praise Mr Jackson. Of course this was
8 years ago. That show was an 8 year old rerun.
Even Liza came out. Sang a song. I told mom ("that's Judy's daughter .. remember? Mz Garland .. Dorothy .. the wizard??)
Even Liz came out to praise MJ too. Mr Jackson had a field day all the most famous people on planet earth coming out praising him and him giving his seal of approval after every performance. Maybe VH1 meant that rerun to be a comedy coz that's the way it came across to me.
If all those famous folks could cause that old VH1 tape to disappear now ..
LIZA -> I can't believe I actually came out and sang for Michael Jackson. Got his approval even.
LIZ --> Well hon, I went out and praised the man with every breath in my breath.
POPE -> There there. Mr Jackson is innocent until proven not innocent. We didn't know at the time. Peace my children.
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Manny,
Be careful. You're showing your age.
The only people who know Liza is Judy's daughter are people who are over the age of 40, or even maybe 30-35.
How old are you, anyway? I promise not to tell. You can trust darvijen, with the whip in her left hand. Answer me in PM.
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sorry darvijen but they teach
WIZARD of OZ
at UCLA .. a certified 3 credit course for lame-o Liberal Arts majors looking to cruise through college on their parent's dollars.
Mz Garland had Liza who had Serena Gest with David.
Did you know that Buddy Epson (Jed Clampett) was going to be the Tin man in OZ??
Of course everybody knows THAT top secret
tidbit but .. ..
did .. you .. know that
Vivien Leigh
was first chosen to play the Wicked witch of the WEST ??
You heard it here FIRST from the produce mgr.
To this day Mz Leigh's agent's great great great great GRAND agents say ..
"good you held out for a better part Mz Leigh".
I hope to go to UCLA one day. Or Texas Tech University which ever is closest when I'm forced out of the nest to fend on my own.
mom.
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