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Spoof or not Spoof, you decide
Even if it's not spoof, it's a good story idea.
click-it
Not a hit generator google-wise unless you somehow put Prince or Paris or Angelina in the headline. Then you'll rise to the top of the Spoof charts and help make JACK'O well-to-do.
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Re: Spoof or not Spoof, you decide
I saw that one floating around a year or so ago. I find it amusing that his dead wife is wearing what appears to be bluejeans. Talk about class! They don't even use coasters.
In a related story, a man continued having sexual relations with his wife, even after she passed away. He finally buried her. When asked what happened to his wife, he simply said, "The **** split."
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Re: Spoof or not Spoof, you decide
There's a short story like that, by Faulkner I think.
A Rose For Emily.
I don't remember the "her cnut split" part, tho.
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Re: Spoof or not Spoof, you decide
Actually it was "THE **** split." You know.. a little double entendre.
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Can't tell what you mean behind the censor.
Banana split?
heh. Maybe his banana split.
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Re: Spoof or not Spoof, you decide
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darvijen wrote:
Can't tell what you mean behind the censor.
Banana split?
heh. Maybe his banana split.
No sweetcakes - The CNUT split. Transpose 'N' and 'C'. Geddit?
No?
Aw sheeesh! Ya just an innocent little Pickle Licker at heart, aintcha?
Lookit, hon...
His wife has a.. ya know...the thing ya like to play with in the shower, kay?
And he was a bit rough with her...
Catchin' my drift, honey?
Then she disappeared = split?
Ya with me?
But not before what he'd been playing with 'split' to.
Yeah, I know it's kinda sick. But that's the kinda stuff guys laugh about.
It's why we love 'em so much, sweetcakes. ;-)
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Brianna, hunny... I've read some of your humor. I'd say we laugh at pretty much the same things. 
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The sad thing is, there really are people this crazy. I remember a story about a man who kept his dead wife frozen in his freezer.
I think there was a disagreement about the funeral arangements or something.
Be afraid.
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Brianna, hunny... I've read some of your humor. I'd say we laugh at pretty much the same things.
Yeah? What makes ya think I've got something that funny between my legs, baby? ;-)
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The sad thing is, there really are people this crazy. I remember a story about a man who kept his dead wife frozen in his freezer.
Be afraid.
Yeah? It don't scare me a whole lot. what's the worst the dude can do - cut her up into bite-sized chunks and sell 'em to Burger King as nibbles?
Bush aint frozen no one 'cept the brains of the morons that support him and I'm a whole lot more scared of him.
Be very afraid.
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