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Re: Satire Website Name Suggestions
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Might I recommend using a good cream rinse after trying it with Rich Lather...

Repeat as necessary?
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Re: Satire Website Name Suggestions
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Interesting name my Lord!
Curious, what was the thought process behind this one?
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Send it!? It's already there...in the bank. The arrangement are as follows: The sum amount you are considering is in an account held in escrow (origin: the belly of a crow) at the bank of your choice, doesn't matter which bank, the arrangement is complete. So, just walk into this bank, give them your name, also, if your lady friend has a spare nylon, wear that over your face, this will indicate to the teller that you're "the one", keep one hand in your pocket and the other stretched out in an exagerated manner, speak these words in a hushed tone; "god told me, you have (X-number) in cash, in unmarked bills, NOW!" They will know the key word is "NOW", and additionally, "SMILE!" is the security word.
There you have it JJ.....you're welcomed.
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Re: Satire Website Name Suggestions
If I was you I'd get away from Spoof parodies. No one will get your humour (on the title) except Helium.
Giving a site an official name will help spoofability.
Eg the Daily, The National ...
Then stick something funny on the end.
The Daily Turd
The Sunday Snooze
The Troubled Times.
etc
It depends on if your site has any particular 'theme' I guess. Any clues as to that?
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So, just walk into this bank, give them your name, also, if your lady friend has a spare nylon, wear that over your face, this will indicate to the teller that you're "the one", keep one hand in your pocket and the other stretched out in an exagerated manner, speak these words in a hushed tone; "god told me, you have (X-number) in cash, in unmarked bills, NOW!" They will know the key word is "NOW", and additionally, "SMILE!" is the security word.
Oh god,
You got a big ole god sized karma for that one...
getting your karma back up to ... zero.
god, are you a vengeful god? Why can't you pile up the karma?
Proddy and I are storing it up for Winter, like squirels do nuts.
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Send it!? It's already there...in the bank. The arrangement are as follows: The sum amount you are considering is in an account held in escrow (origin: the belly of a crow) at the bank of your choice, doesn't matter which bank, the arrangement is complete. So, just walk into this bank, give them your name, also, if your lady friend has a spare nylon, wear that over your face, this will indicate to the teller that you're "the one", keep one hand in your pocket and the other stretched out in an exagerated manner, speak these words in a hushed tone; "god told me, you have (X-number) in cash, in unmarked bills, NOW!" They will know the key word is "NOW", and additionally, "SMILE!" is the security word.
There you have it JJ.....you're welcomed.
Wonderful advice and it worked perfectly. Odd though, as I was leaving the bank a stream of police cars pulled up into the bank parking lot, geewiz, you would have thought someone had robbed the place. I didn't have time to stick around to see what was up... but anyway... I now have lot's of money... I need to come up with a name.
Thanks again God! You da man... er, God!
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How's about thebirdcageliner.com?
I realize that for this to be accurate it would have to be a physical newspaper rather than just cyberspace blabber, but it is pretty funny. Right?
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