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thereal god wrote:

So, just walk into this bank, give them your name, also, if your lady friend has a spare nylon, wear that over your face, this will indicate to the teller that you're "the one", keep one hand in your pocket and the other stretched out in an exagerated manner, speak these words in a hushed tone; "god told me, you have (X-number) in cash, in unmarked bills, NOW!" They will know the key word is "NOW", and additionally, "SMILE!" is the security word.

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Oh god,
You got a big ole god sized karma for that one...

getting your karma back up to ... zero.

god, are you a vengeful god? Why can't you pile up the karma?

Proddy and I are storing it up for Winter, like squirels do nuts.

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How's about thebirdcageliner.com?

I realize that for this to be accurate it would have to be a physical newspaper rather than just cyberspace blabber, but it is pretty funny. Right?

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Tweet - tweet Kenneth!!! I suppose if there was a message to "Print story on your local printer" all over the site, like the: "This is a satire site and all stories are ficticious and/or parodies."), it may not be restricted to a physical newspaper.

hehe - that's actually a pretty good idea. Hold on to yourself - I'm sending a Karma charge your way!

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Karma is not an issue with me...the old "for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction," is too closely linked to physics to charm me away from the ease of the all-incompassing jet-packed chase lounge,

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Hello. Oh hi Steve, yes I'm free tomorrow night. You wanna do what to me? Tickle my bearded clam? Sounds like fun. Pick me up at 8? Okay. I gotta go, babe. God's on the other line.

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Bearded clam? Never head of that type... are they edible?

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How's about thebirdcageliner.com?

I realize that for this to be accurate it would have to be a physical newspaper rather than just cyberspace blabber, but it is pretty funny. Right?

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Tweet - tweet Kenneth!!! I suppose if there was a message to "Print story on your local printer" all over the site, like the: "This is a satire site and all stories are ficticious and/or parodies."), it may not be restricted to a physical newspaper.

hehe - that's actually a pretty good idea. Hold on to yourself - I'm sending a Karma charge your way!

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Blingidy bling JJ, thanks.

Anyone having a case of the Monday's?

Naw
Naw Man
Sh*t naw man.

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JJ Jogolo wrote:

I would like to ask you all for some site name suggestions for my near future satie site. Be serious but have some fun with this too. I absolutely believe that we can create the best darn satire site on the web.

Also, feel free to suggest anything other ideas that you think would help... but, I am looking for that special name at this time.

This is for real.

Thanks!

JJ
 

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I always liked the names Humorescue.com

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and Supposedtimes.com

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But my all-time favorite (though it's copyrighted by a friend) is Naked Women Overthrow the Government Quarterly.

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The Daily Turd??? LOL I know this is an example and not an actual candidate but hmmm, it might be just what I'm looking for... y'know, every morning right before my shower...

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The Daily Turd??? LOL I know this is an example and not an actual candidate but hmmm, it might be just what I'm looking for... y'know, every morning right before my shower...

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Ha! I was just thinking of my friend who refers to going for a **** as "Pinching off his daily loaf".

Something rhymey eh?

Amusingnews.com
Losersnews.com

You're an alien right (stick with me) so why not do a site that is an aliens observations of the world. That way it's just satire, but you can have funny ways of learning things. (Alien tracking devices, elvis sent to cover stories, microphones hidden up cows backsides...)

Think third rock from the sun meets uh the tonight show.

Maybe have in mind the slightly stuffy BBC Monitoring Service which 'listens' all round the world.

http://www.monitor.bbc.co.uk/

And so...

Earthlingnews.com
EarthObservationNews.com
News from the farside.com (ow! what!)
Orbitalnews.com

blah blah

Russus

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