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Bob Deadwords wrote:
Speaking of Jenna, PM, is she on vacation?


Let me refer that most timely query to my associate ..



Darvijen???




No clue, darling. Does anyone email her?

Brianna, rockin' epitaphs. They really had me howling, my little love pie.



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2nd - is Joan of Arcadia



I've never seen it, but hear good things about it. What's it about? And when's it on? I'm thinking it's on Fridays, or was at one time. I can't watch anything on Fridays, unfortunately because I work.



8 pm Friday nights - This last friday was the season premier. So, what do you do that provides sustainance for you and yours and prevents you from vegging out in front of the tube?
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Heh, cool. You were on Wheel back when Vanna had to actually turn the letters. Remember that? Pat Sajack was probably about 11.



I was on Vanna's very first permanant show. She had competed with several other women for the spot and then she had been selected. My show was her very first permanant spot on the show. Interesting bit of trivia eh?

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Those were different... I may yet use them and you will always get credit for anything of yours I use...

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So, what do you do that provides sustainance for you and yours and prevents you from vegging out in front of the tube?



No time for tv anymore darling. Not since I got broadband.

Also the cable company took away the freebie movie channels. emoticon

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My show was her very first permanant spot on the show. Interesting bit of trivia eh?



Interesting indeed!
You were Vanna's first! Where were you in the lineup? Did you spin first?



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No time for tv anymore darling. Not since I got broadband.

I had DSL, I understand completely!
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Also the cable company took away the freebie movie channels. emoticon

Da BASTARDS emoticon
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Interesting indeed!
You were Vanna's first! Where were you in the lineup? Did you spin first?

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I was in the middle on yellow and got to spin second. This was back in the days when the winner of a puzzle bought prizes with their cash after the puzzle. The rules have changed a bit since then.




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I was in the middle on yellow and got to spin second. This was back in the days when the winner of a puzzle bought prizes with their cash after the puzzle. The rules have changed a bit since then.





Oh, I completely remember that. They did away with that buying prizes part, why? Probably because it took too much time, or all the indecisive women not able to choose whether she wants the toaster or the 9 inch dildo... (Ha! Like it's a tough decision!)

Or perhaps they just figured it was too much hassle to have all that stuff around.

I had a wheel of fortune game for my Commodore 64, and when you won the puzzle at the end, the most you could get was $10,000. Boy, the 80s were rough, weren't they?



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Yes the 80's were rough but our future is bright.
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I know you and me don't see eye to eye on some issues darvijen but I simply ask that you
Tivo the debates tonight with an open mind and after O'Reilly has explained it all to you to vote with your heart,
a heart that I know will do the right thing.
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A gigantic Black Widow was sighted today on the streets of Athens, Georgia. Entomologists from the Atlanta Zoo were called in to trap the arachnid.
Authorities later explained that it was not a huge spider but only Ray Charles' wife.

Bad leaders are elected by good people, who don’t vote.
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I simply ask that you
Tivo the debates tonight with an open mind and after O'Reilly has explained it all to you to vote with your heart,
a heart that I know will do the right thing.



Darling, if I was rich enough to have Tivo, I'd vote for Bush. emoticon

I settle for the reruns on CSPAN.

Bush looked like a bumbling idiot... but what else is new?



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I simply ask that you
Tivo the debates tonight with an open mind and after O'Reilly has explained it all to you to vote with your heart,
a heart that I know will do the right thing.



Darling, if I was rich enough to have Tivo, I'd vote for Bush. emoticon

I settle for the reruns on CSPAN.

Bush looked like a bumbling idiot... but what else is new?


Bush looked weak tonight, Kerry looked strong. Part of Bush's problem is he appears to be like a drunk in denial. The news out of Iraq is bleak because the situation IS BLEAK... and Bush stands up there and says "it's going well." But people know that it's (Iraq) not going well. So, yes, if I may add... bumbling, weak minded idiot. But, what else is new? emoticon



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