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Part of Bush's problem is he appears to be like a drunk in denial.


I needed an out loud tonight. Thx JJ.
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If I was rich enough to have Tivo, I'd vote for Bush.


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You drive a hard bargain Miss darvijen but if I send you a Tivo WITH an extra remote can I
count on your support to make America safer this November?
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You drive a hard bargain Miss darvijen but if I send you a Tivo WITH an extra remote can I
count on your support to make America safer this November?



Absolutely Mr. President. I was gonna vote for Kerry anyway.

I'll be expecting my Tivo and extra remote asap.



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You drive a hard bargain Miss darvijen but if I send you a Tivo WITH an extra remote can I
count on your support to make America safer this November?


Absolutely Mr. President. I was gonna vote for Kerry anyway.


Good one darvijen, Zinger in fact. Guess I set Mr Bush up for that one, youch.
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Guess I set Mr Bush up for that one, youch.



That you did, Manny.

Your blueness is showing, darling. emoticon


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Your blueness is showing, darling. emoticon



I was kinda wonderin' just who ya were referrin' to on your new sig there, honeybuns.
Jeez, I'm real sorry, Proddy. Ya wanna borrow my pump? Now that I've been born again in the Prez - ah - I mean the Lord, I figure I won't be needin' it no more. ;-)


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I was kinda wonderin' just who ya were referrin' to on your new sig there, honeybuns.
Jeez, I'm real sorry, Proddy. Ya wanna borrow my pump?



Nah, not my boy Manny. He don't need no stinkin' pump.

It's actually from a bumper sticker I saw online.




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Nah, not my boy Manny. He don't need no stinkin' pump


I was thinking he maybe used it on his boobies. Where is he btw? Sure is kinda quiet in here, aint it? It it wasn't for you and Soapy wrastlin' each other it'd be as quiet as a grave... ;-)


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If it wasn't for you and Soapy wrastlin' each other it'd be as quiet as a grave... ;-)



We're having sex in PM...

Manny, I think, has become a lurker.

Manny,
come out, come out, wherever you are.


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Manny, I think, has become a lurker.
Manny,
come out, come out, wherever you are.


He can't hon. He's cybering Soapy in PM or maybe that Flexos Goatee guy. Heh, maybe that's where they all are at: having a friggin' orgy and they didn't invite us girls! Typical!
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Manny, I think, has become a lurker.
Manny,
come out, come out, wherever you are.


He can't hon. He's cybering Soapy in PM or maybe that Flexos Goatee guy. Heh, maybe that's where they all are at: having a friggin' orgy and they didn't invite us girls! Typical!
;-)


LOL - maybe he's still recuperating from your last orgy...



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