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JJ Jogolo
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Karaoke - MJ Black and White Parody * * * * *


Sent in by: Snoz Bunsen

Here's the music: Black and White by Michael Jackson

"We want to hear you singing!"
Here are the words:

Shagged a baby
On a Saturday night
Boy is that a girl with you
You know that's not right

Now I believe in miracles
And a miracle
Has happened tonight
But, when
I'm thinkin´
About a baby
I produce a stream of
Liquid white

They print my message
In the Saturday sun
I'll never tell them
That I made that boy come

And I told about equality
And it´s true
Either you´re wrong
Or you´re right

But, when
I'm thinkin´
About a baby
It don´t matter if he's
Black or white

The kids won't tire of this devil
Nor tire of his stuff
It might be a sticky old business
Sue when the
Going gets rough
I ain´t scared of
Your mother
Or the mess upon the sheets
I ain´t scared of nobody
Boy when the
Goin´gets mean

Protection
For gangs bangs,
And vibrations
Causing mischief my
Human relations
It´s a turf war
On a grope scale
I´d rather see both sides
And your tail
See, it´s not about races
Just places
Faeces
Where your wee wee
Comes from
Is where your space is
I´ve seen the bright
Get duller
I´m going to shoot
My load regardless of colour

Don´t say you disagree
With me
When I saw you
Squirt it right in my eye

But, when
I'm thinkin´
About shagging a baby
It don´t matter if he's
Black or white

I said when
I'm thinkin´of
cherubic babies
I produce a stream of
Liquid white

I said when
I'm thinkin´ of
Rimming his brother
It don´t matter if he's
Black or white

Ooh, ooh
Yea, yea, yea now
Ohh, ohh
Yea, yea, yea now

It´s black, it´s white
It´s tough but then
I'm not by
It´s black, it´s white, whoo

It´s black, it´s white
It´s tough but then
I'm not by
It´s black, it´s white, whoo



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quote:

JJ Jogolo wrote:
Sent in by: Snoz Bunsen
They print my message
In the Saturday sun
I'll never tell them
That I made that boy come



Good 1, JJ. Snoz is a real talented writer and a great guy. It's a real pleasure to have him in our Pants.
Did ya read his Toxic Candy Sex Shock story yet? Fan-bloody-tastic stuff! ;-)




Last edited by briannabanks, 3/5/2005, 6:17 am


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briannabanks wrote:

quote:

JJ Jogolo wrote:
Sent in by: Snoz Bunsen
They print my message
In the Saturday sun
I'll never tell them
That I made that boy come



Good 1, JJ. Snoz is a real talented writer and a great guy. It's a real pleasure to have him in our Pants.
Did ya read his Toxic Candy Sex Shock story yet? Fan-bloody-tastic stuff! ;-)



I did and his story is "TASTY!" -

HERE: S.O.S. <--A call for help is interupted by a hostage's captor. The hostage is in more trouble than he realizes! (Who makes these sick things up???(emoticon))


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