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JJ Jogolo
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Here are a couple of images that I believe are ideal for adding our own captions...

I've added my own on the first image... have your own go at both the first image (hutts) and the second image (polar bears)... the 3rd image is for the HUTT comparison factor, you can caption it if you want, I suppose.

Image I

Leering Crazed Clowns and their puppyclown!

Image II

Tony Hawk?

Image III

Hard to believe that such an ugly little thing (see Image I) can get so freakin' big!

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Tarsier Story: A Philippine Tarsier measuring 4-5 inches sits on a branch inside a captive breeding center in Loboc town on Bohol island, central Philippines on Friday March 11, 2005. The endangered animal, who feeds on tiny insects is believed to be the world's smallest primate. (AP Photo/Aaron Favila)

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let's shut down that inane Spoof caption
pseudo-comcomcompetiion(sp) too while we're at it.

sHELIUM -> emoticon

GOOGLE ->

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JABBA -> I'm not gay or anything but .. is that scantily clad rebel lunch,
brunch or Jedi Vigara material?

3PO ---> It's the scantily clad princess LEIA sir.

JABBA -> Why did she come without A1 sauce?

JJ ---> Because you're GAY Jabba. The Hutt.
You'd probably kick Brianna and darvijen out of bed.

JABBA -> A1 please.

(sorry .. that Spoof vandal's got me outraged)

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Hey- nobody's shutting down this competition...of course what do we have to fear?

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Wonderful Imagery!!!
Something only GOD could create!
WTG!

Is that or is that not the "Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award," from television's "Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In," playing the part of the "Vandal" in your image?

And The Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award goes to:

Rowan and Martin holding
Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award

TheSpoof.com Editor: Helium!!!
- for being the lowest form of ****e-sucking pond-scum that the entire world of Satire has ever had the misfortune of dealing with.

This kid flys a finger for you too...
HELIUM IS A WANKER,
one that has earned the Flying Fickle Finger of fate Award and we say to you Helium...
"Salute! and UP YOURS A$$WHOLE!!!"

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quote:
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Hey- nobody's shutting down this competition...of course what do we have to fear?

Can I just say that I'm honored to be Princess Leia, god?

And JJ, I've always dug that wrapped around neck guy who you're playing. He was my first Star Wars figure.

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JJ, I've always dug that wrapped around neck guy who you're playing.
He was my FIRST Star Wars figure.

I take it that there's a Star Wars fan or 2 around here. This site will
show you how to build your own life-sized Millinneum Falcon in
your own backyard darvijen. I've already hit Home Depot.

BUILD-it

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quote:
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Hey- nobody's shutting down this competition...of course what do we have to fear?

And JJ, I've always dug that wrapped around neck guy who you're playing. He was my first Star Wars figure.

I like that guy too... Lucas did some great work with creating Alien creatures... - here's some of his early work:

This actually hurts very bad!

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