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Helium Smashes Iphone With a Hammer


(Omaha) - Ex Spoof editor Helium unhappy with his purchase surprised fans of his new "Wille Nelson" site by on camera smashing to bits a brand new $599 Eight gigabyte two hour old Apple Iphone.

"Piece of CRAP" the ex Spoof editor mumbled as his webcam webcast over 40 consecutive blows to the hapless Audio/Video/Itune/Utube/Quasi-Communications device.

One member of Helium's discussion board later posted a simple question perhaps on everyone's mind that question being

"Why?"

Unconfirmed sources say that Helium has yet to respond to said question. Other confirmed sources however speculate that Helium was not entirely elated with the Iphone's Google Map widget which for reasons unknown does not quite yet please the ex Spoof editor entirely.

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http://www.Helium&Wille.com/pieceOf-Crap.mp3


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Maybe you knew this is a dead link?

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quote:

Abdul benCamel wrote:
Maybe you knew this is a dead link?

lettuceprey


Fabricated links Mr C, kind of like the Iphone itself.
Glad you're still not below ground. As you see, this place is dead. You'll not see even darvijen this time going

"produce didn't mean that claiming this site dead."

The site's officially dead darvijen, Mr C.
Even I don't come here much. Ax me about my super web site monitoring gizmo. I didn't create it but I sure use it. It monitors all your favorite sites, emails you when a change occurs.

Quite a boring though sometimes drop-dead hilarious public discussion thread the Spoof has going on now (this moment's top thread as I type being ..)

"funny real news".

You writers doing the hilarious part over there know who you are.
Us non-writer's can't see the REAL stuff the writers see in their private writer-posts so I've no idea if the Queen's KICKED Jman's .. rump or vice-versa and Mr C, keep us clued (preferably via Iphone) of your gps coordinates as you motzey 'round the planet.


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