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produce
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You know your bored when..

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Here's a good one.

You know you're bored when you find yourself writing satire articles.

Jenna.

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you know you're bored when you delete all your spam individually in your email box.

Or better yet...

when you actually read all your spam before deleting it.

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when you actually read all your spam before deleting it.


I thought everybody did that?


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.. when you keep clicking SEND RECEIVE continually until you receive email, then you read it even if it's spam.

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You know you're really bored when... you answer the door and actually "enjoy" speaking with the Jehovah's Witness who rang the doorbell.
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It's called Jehovah baiting, and can be quite fun. No I'm joking kind of I usually give these people a fair run for their money, you never know they could be right...

I remember trying to persuade a little old woman that having kids playing with lions in heaven might not be such a good idea.

I asked her what the lions were eating.

She said "Flowers".

Hmm.

As Woody Allen said, "And the lion shall lay down with the lamb, but the lamb won't get much sleep."
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quote:

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I asked her what the lions were eating.

She said "Flowers".




That doesn't seem like a very good incentive for flowers to get to heaven.



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That doesn't seem like a very good incentive for flowers to get to heaven.


Flowers don't go to heaven, hon. Only Texans do that. ;-)



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You know you're bored when the stroke is proportionately over .oo5 topped and the ridge is removed like a mirror, yeah.

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