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Gypsy Girls Go to the Museum - a story
Gypsy Girls Go to the Museum
Tina and Mina ran down the Bodestrasse in East Grandburg. It was 1989. And the two Gypsy Girls were personae non grata in the big city. They were being hotly pursued by Magda and Heidi, two beautiful blonde officers of the Volkspolizei who were intent on arresting the two young gypsies, simply because they were gypsies. They had jumped off their motorcycles to pursue Tina and Mina and their knee high black boots slowed them down, while the barefoot gypsy girls were able to run fast. “Quickly, Mina, let’s slip into this building and maybe we will able to give those police girls the slip.” With that, they ran through an impressive door and into the Pergamonmuseum, one of the most important centers of classical antiquities in all Europe. But Magda and Heidi saw them go in and followed.
After running through many doors, the gypsy girls soon found themselves on the top of the steps of the Zeus altar, the most important artifact in the museum. “Where do we go now, Tina?” “Quick, the police girls are right behind us! Just step behind that pillar and I will do the same with this one.” The girls stepped behind the pillars just as the police girls came through the door. “Oh no, we have lost them!” Magda cried out as she looked down the long stairs of the Zeus altar. “Let’s keep looking, Magda. These gypsy girls are very crafty but they are no match for smart police girls like us” Heidi replied. So they began to walk down the broad steps of the Zeus altar. But just at that moment, two dark feet stuck out from behind the columns, tripping up the blonde girls in their long black boots. “Aaaaaaaacchhh!” cried out Magda as she began to tumble down the long staircase. “Neeeeiiiin!!!” yelled Heidi as she did the same as she tumbled head over heels down the stairs until they both hit the bottom with a THUD!, their pretty heads hittiing the marble floor below. They were knocked out and splayed out on the ground.
Tina and Mina ran down the stairs to check on the two police girls. “I hope they are OK,” Mina said. “Yes, they are just knocked out, but it will be some time before they will be awake. In the meantime, we must do something with them before someone finds them and then we will be in big trouble!” So the gypsy girls dragged the two KO’d police girls by the ankles of their boots and brought them into the ladies room. “I don’t know, Tina, we are in a hurry I know, but these boots are too nice for us to leave them on these KO’d police girls. I say we take them with us.” “You are right, Mina. Plus if we leave them stripped and barefoot they will not be able to chase us again.” So the gypsy girls carefully removed the police girls’ uniforms and boots, then carefully bound them up and tied their arms to the bathroom stall posts. “I think they will be safe here, Mina.” “Yes, Tina, as long as they don’t move around too much they won’t be able to hurt themselves!”
As Tina and Mina left the rest room they were immediately met by two pretty blonde docents from the museum, Katarina and Joanna. “Ladies, we are closing the museum so you must leave now,” Katarina said, dressed in her blue jacket and skirt with white hose and black shoes. “No, Katarina, these are those gypsy girls the police were chasing after!” “Eeeeek!” screeched Katarina and Joanna. “Don’t hurt us!” Tina winked at Mina. “Yes, you have made a good decision to surrender to us, or we would have hurt you badly.” “Yes, very badly!” chimed in Mina, who could hardly stop from chuckling, and who thought Joanna was so pretty she might fall in love with her. “Now be quiet and come with us!” Tina ordered. So the four of them went into a small janitor’s closet nearby. They ordered the guides to strip their clothes and once they were in their underwear and stocking feet, Mina sprayed some ammonia spray into their faces. The girls immediately fainted and Tina and Mina proceeded to gag them and tie their hands and feet. “Oh no, Mina,” Tina said, “it’s becoming harder for us to remain in this museum undetected. But we musn’t allow anyone to tell the police we are here, or else we will be deported!” “I think these girls will not be telling the police anything for a long while, Tina.”
Tina and Mina continued to make their way through the large museum. They entered a large room filled with statues. They heard a group of people coming. “Quick, Mina, hide!” “But where, Tina?” “Just do as I do!”
Dr. Morgan Fairchild was an expert in classical statuary and was leading a small group of tourists from the all-girls’ school, Radical College in the USA. They were all pretty blonde girls, but not very smart and attended such a school only because their parents had a lot of money. “Now ladies here we will see some of the classic statues from Greek and Roman antiquity. Here is a statue of Venus,” Dr. Fairchild said as she pointed to a beautifully done statue with no arms. “And here is a statue of Aprhrodite,” as she pointed to another statue with no head. “And here is a statue of … of … “and she stood speechless as she looked up at the pedestal only to see Tina trying to hold a statue-like pose on top of it. Next to her, Mina was doing the same in a different pose. “Wha … what is the meaning of this? What have you done with the statues? And who are you?” Dr. Fairchild asked as her students stood with mouths open. “Come closer and see,” said Tina. And as Dr. Fairchild leaned in, Tina sent out a kick that hit Morgan on the chin and KO’d her. Mina also let loose a kick that KO’d the first college girl, sending her backward into a real statue, which toppled over and struck the other student girls on their heads. Suddenly, Tina and Mina had six more KO’d blonde girls to deal with. “Where will we put these nice girls, Tina? We are running out of room!” So Tina and Mina dragged the girls to the other side of the Statuary Hall and, after moving some of the life-sized statues, propped up the girls, including Dr. Fairchild, in a series of niches in the walls. They stripped the girls of their clothing, including some nice tall boots some of them were wearing. So instead of seeing a row of life-sized statues, visitors would see a row of KO’d girls in their underwear propped up in the niches like statues.
Tina wiped the sweat from her brow. “This has been very difficult work, Mina, trying to keep from being captured.” “I know, Tina, hopefully we will be safe now.” The gypsy girls walked into a large room filled with vases and urns. It was then that they heard more voices. “Oh no, Tina, it is a whole group of people!” In came a group of twenty senior high school girls from Poland in school uniforms, accompanied by their teachers, Ewa Radomska and Ana Jaruzelska. Many of the girls wore boots and all had blonde hair. They all looked around at the objects in the room. Meanwhile, Tina slipped into a smaller room off to the side, where some smaller urns were kept. “Get them to come in here, sister.” Tina said. And Mina winked back at her.
Mina then approached the students. “I think you will enjoy what we have in this room over here,” Mina said as she tried to direct the girls toward the door to the smaller room. “Just step right in and you will find a nice surprise.” The first girl entered the room, saying “It’s very dark in here, I can’t see a thing,” then a BONK sound was heard. Inside, Tina had let the first girl pass her, then dropped one of the smaller urns over the girl’s head. It was big enough to KO the girl but not big enough to hurt her. As the second girl entered, there was another BONK, and another girl KO’d on the ground. One by one, Mina directed the student girls into the room. “Right this way, girls.” BONK … BONK … BONK … BONK … until all twenty girls were KO’d in the smaller room. Finally, their teacher, Ewa turned toward Ana. “She is not one of the museum docents. I think she is a gypsy girl!” “Oh my God, Ewa, I think you are right. We have to get out of here and report them to the authorities!” “You are so bright, no wonder you are teachers!” Mina exclaimed. “Now let your heads rest awhile, so you don’t hurt yourselves with too much thinking!” And Mina grabbed Ewa and Ana by the heads and knocked them together, so both teachers were knocked out and fell to the ground, their eyes rolling in their heads. Mina then dragged Ewa and Ana into the room and closed the door. Together with Tina, Mina stripped the Polish girls one by one and saved the uniforms and boots. They had a body pile of stripped girls before them as Tina and Mina sat down for a moment to catch their breath.
Suddenly one of the blonde senior girls started to wake up in a daze. “Uhhhhh, are we having a test on this?” she said sleepily. “Yes,” Tina said. “What is the capital of Mongolia?” With that, Tina sent a punch to the girls chin. The girl fell back, groaning “UUUUNNGGHHHH!” “That answer is close enough. You pass!” Tina chuckled.
“I think it is time for us to leave, sister.” Tina said. “Yes, Tina,” I don’t have the energy to strip any more nice blonde girls and it is time for us to get back to our village. But this was still a very nice museum. We have gotten more boots and uniforms here than in any other museum on the Museum Insel!” “Yes,” Tina agreed, “The Pergamonmuseum is my favorite too!”
FIN
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Re: Gypsy Girls Go to the Museum - a story
Dangerfan...THANKS ! this was an old obsession of mine, a scene set out in the Pergamonmuseum...unfortunately these two gipsy girls ( oh I hate gipsy girls, they NEVER comply with lines and textes) have ALREADY did some alterations....I hope you don't mind....but they keep talking that the whole action must be carryed out right inside the Zeus altar room... no need to say I don't agree, they couldn't hide any bodies there .... anyway, may I add some little little changes to your story... and to the Zeus altar as well ?
Thanks again for this story
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I know what you mean about the gipsy girls! They are free spirits. But that is why we love them! Please do whatever you must to accomodate the gipsy girls. If it all must take place at the Zeus altar, then so be it! Your picture reminded me of an American English expression we have. When someone has been beaten badly, we say he has been 'shellacked' which refers to a treatment for wood. Looks like the student girls have been 'shellacked' both literally and metaphorically by the gipsy girls. Very nice. And a very nice depiction of the Zeus altar!
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Hi Dangerfan ,thanks for the compliments!I changed only a little...and I have almost finished to draw a lot of illustrations from this story, but last chapter is a little trouble...20 girls from Socialist Republic of Po(tato)land... they are too many! I like to draw every single character...this time is difficult. The scene is very good but it requires another room, Zeus altar is totally filled with new statues... (heehee )
Maybe Tina and Mina could place them in another museum of "Museuminsel" Mmmhhh.... ."shellacked"... (I speak only "Engrish") ... this could be a good joke for Tina... if only she starts to comply
P.S. I would like to ask you another story for next week... but is a very difficult action, nearly "mission: impossible".A military parade of female units in Grandburg... details in next posts
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Re: Gypsy Girls Go to the Museum - a story
Oh, did I say there were twenty Potatoland senior students? I meant TWELVE! Anyway, if the Zeus Altar is all filled up, there is also the Ishtar Gate (a Babylonian theme, maybe?) and the Market Gate of Miletus, both of which seem to have a lot of room still. There must also be some mummies at the Pergamonmuseum ... surely there might be room in some of the sarcophagi for a few KO'd student girls.
It would be possible to say that Tina and Mina gave the two police girls "a good shellacking," which would be a nice double entendre indicating both that they had painted them over and that they had beaten them rather badly and easily. And a very funny joke for us Americans. lol
Oh another story! I await the details. It sounds like fun, especially since you are so attentive to details, I will have to look about for which units have the nicest uniforms!
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to be continued...
I can't resist... here is the general plan for another story: in Grandburg 1989 the authorities are expecting to see the great parade of some female units of Nationale VolksArmee ( there are on youtube some fantastic videos from Berlin, oktober 1989) but thanks to some gipsygirls (this time a lot of Gipsygirls, at least seven) the only parade is many blonde female recruits in undies hands tied, barefoot, forced to march ...more details next time
P.S. from Po(tato)land, 12 is better, O.K.
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to be continued ...
More details about the next story of a military (or paramilitary) parade in east Grandburg 1989-The subject is the same from the movie " baron Von Munchausen " by Gillian (1990) : a walled city whose government is pretending the city be "under siege" ( by hated Western enemies), and bolsters his citizens with a complete militarization of their lives ... a daily parade is the TOP of this totalitarian lifestyle... ' til the moment gipsy girls arrive... I tried so many times to carry this scene out, but gipsy girls never comply...Dangerfan , if you need a general idea about uniforms and scenery, last year I posted in Art Gallery an EXPERIMENTAL story with paint program (by the way a failure) with correct outfits (title is "Grandburg besieged part 4", page 3 of Art Gallery )
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to be continued ...
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Re: Gypsy Girls Go to the Museum - a story
this is the logical place of the first illustration of this story ...
after this, last chapter : twelve senior schoolgirls from Po(tato)land
to be continued ...
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