Annabell
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Re: Kids say the darndest things....
I don't have kids but I heard this many years ago when I was sitting on a bus...Thought you'd like this one...
there was a young guy with his little daughter sitting at the back. Quite a few other people on the bus too but it was quite quiet. The the little girl said to her dad:
'Dadddy...
Are we going to play with Mummy's tits again tonight??'
Dad mumbled something I couldn't hear.
No one said anything else...And they got off at the next stop.
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hee hee it was just like me, that is the kind of thing I can imagine myself saying to my parents :D
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Nov/9/04, 6:45
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KarenSmiffy
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Re: Kids say the darndest things....
 you've just reminded me of one of the first stories my nextdoor neighbour told me after we'd moved in here. She was dying of embarrasement because at parents evening they'd showed her a piece of writing her son had done in class. basically it went along the lines of
"On Saturday mummy and Paul had a Chinese for tea and I had dry bones"
Poor Gayle had to explain to his teacher that the only thing Adam would eat from the Chinese were the spare ribs without the barbeque sauce on!
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Nov/10/04, 5:12
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Re: Kids say the darndest things....
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Nov/10/04, 7:44
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Heather71
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Re: Kids say the darndest things....
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Nov/10/04, 14:22
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KarenSmiffy
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Re: Kids say the darndest things....
Bless his little heart!!!
Leeds area are doing this thing where the kids are all given a piece of fruit at registration each day at the minute so they're all getting at least one piece towards their five for the day. Now trying to get a 5 year old to understand the difference between 5 different things and 5 portions is proving challenging for me, but I think she now understands that 2 tablespoons of veg is the same as two portions is slowly sinking in LOL
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Nov/19/04, 18:22
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