LottomagicZ4941
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Re: The Perfect Husband
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Wife Comes Home Early
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Wife comes home early from work one day only to find her husband in bed with a strange woman.
She says, "That's it, I'm leaving and never coming back."
He says, "Please,Please don't go....... you at least have to hear my explanation?"
She shrugs and says, "Fine, let's hear your weakass story. And this had better be good!"
He says, "Well, I'm driving along the street, when I see this young lady in torn clothes, no shoes, all muddy and crying. I took pity on her and asked if she would like to get cleaned up in my house. She climbed into my truck and I brought her home.
She took a shower, I gave her the underwear that doesn't fit you anymore, the silk blouse and slacks that I bought you two years ago that you wore once, and can no longer fit into, the $150 Nike running shoes I bought you to exercise and wore only twice, and you now scuff and growl at. I even gave her some of the roast beef you had in the fridge, that you never served me....then I showed her to the door.
She was so grateful, for all these things, and she thanked me profusely. But then, as she was about to leave she turned around and asked me........
"Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?"
found on http://www.talkandmore.net/showthread.php?t=24312#post43335
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MagicZ4941A
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Jul/1/05, 1:06
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