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Annabell
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Why He Fired His Secretary
>Why I Fired my Secretary
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> > Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good
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> > I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy
> > Birthday!", and probably have a present for me.
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> > As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any
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> > Birthday". I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will
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> > As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning,
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> > And I felt a little better that someone had remembered. I worked
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>noon,
> > then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a
beautiful
>day
> > outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and
me."
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> > I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.
Let's
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> > We went to lunch, we didn't go where we normally go; instead we went
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>tremendously.
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> > On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a
>beautiful
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> > I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
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> > After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind,
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> > She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out
>carrying a
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> > followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all
singing
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Last edited by Annabell, May/13/05, 9:37
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LottomagicZ4941
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Re: Why He Fired His Secretary
LOL and here is another cheating joke
Spaghetti
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A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several
years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she
was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he
paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have
the child.
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child
support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would
know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply
mail him a post card, and write "spaghetti" on the back. He would then
arrange for child support payments to begin.
One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey,"she said, "you received a very strange post card today..
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it " he said.
The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card,
turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Two with meatballs, one without."
found on http://www.cyclingforums.com/t222924-spaghetti.html
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Lmao!!! So busted!!
