Tabbie
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Maude & Mabel
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and
a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a
condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues
smoking.
Maude: What in the hell is that?
Mable: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Maude: Where did you get it?
Mable: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of
condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind
of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but
very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.
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May/26/05, 15:25
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Lmao!!
